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COLORADO police are seeking a porta-potty pervert who was found hiding in a sewage tank at a yoga festival.

One female festival-goer was given the shock of her life when she lifted the seat in a portable toilet to discover a man hiding in the waste tank.


http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/potty-pervert-twist-at-yoga-festival/story-e6frea83-1226080562769
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According to festival officials, security tried to detain the man but he ran away, covered in faeces.


Of course. Nobody wants to touch a poop covered man. He is now the #2 most wanted man in Colorado.
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Must be a Chuck Berry fan...
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Shit, they found me.
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He is described as an extremely tall and skinny white male, about 20 years old, wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes.


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that's defecation
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This man is a martyr.
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This happened a couple years ago somewhere. I wish I could find the pictures of the guy.
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#21
This isn't normal?! All of us Coloradins do this type of thing!

haha in my home town too! i didn't even know we had a yoga festival, but it certainly doesn't surprise me.
nor does it surprise me that there was some strange man hiding in a toilet, so many boulderites are so damn weird...
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I know a guy named Sky who's skinny and around 20 who i could see going to Australia... 0_o
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This isn't normal?! All of us Coloradins do this type of thing!

haha in my home town too! i didn't even know we had a yoga festival, but it certainly doesn't surprise me.
nor does it surprise me that there was some strange man hiding in a toilet, so many boulderites are so damn weird...



Damn, you arent surprised by this...get out before its too late!

I thought my town was bad, but on the contrary, i would be very surprised by a man hiding in my toilet.

That's just me though.
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Oh wow, he must've been desperate, or sick.
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#27
That's quite a lot to go through simply to see some chick squeeze one out.
#28
He shoulda been caught earlier. It ought to be fairly easy to spot a mostly blue person strolling around public outhouses yes?
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For some reason I was dissappointed by not seeing a picture of some guy poking his head out of the toilet seat.
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#30
If someone's that desperate to sneak a peek in poop, I think it's about time social services hired this man a hooker.
#31
Plot line for the next bond movie?

The bad spies always fail and bond can execute him with a toilet seat..... that has a frickin' laser beam attached to it
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#35
that's some seriously dedicated perving. Portaloos are nasty.
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This happened a couple years ago somewhere. I wish I could find the pictures of the guy.

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