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#1
Does anyone else have this?

Whenever my belly-button is pushed on, with force such as a poke, I either piss myself on the spot, or have immediate need to go do so. I've had this for a few years, and quite honestly, I'm a little tired of it. So Pit, can anyone suggest a remedy? Anyone else have this?

Poll coming.
#5
Sorry, but that's hilarious.
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#11
you piss your pants on the spot??
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#13
The fact that you have explored multiple outcomes of this makes me think that you've pissed yourself on the spot numerous times under the guise of scientific discovery...

Anyway, what to do, is tell noone...because...let's face it, people will poke your belly button a hell of a lot when they realise it makes you piss yourself.
#14
nothing a little cement wont fix
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#15
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Hernia?

Nope, got checked for one recently.


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you piss your pants on the spot??

Usually..
#16
It doesn't make me pee, but pushing on my belly button tickles my dick if that makes us related in any way.
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#17
Eat as much cement as you can then drink a glass of water and you'll never have that problem again.
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#18
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Eat as much cement as you can than drink a glass of water and you'll never have that problem again.

You're on to something. I won't ever crap then either!
#19
That's awesome.
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#22
I think you need a new amp.
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#23
Ever heard of a doctor? They probably have more expertise in this area than the Pit.
#25
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I think you need a new amp.


Yeah, I feel like a Spider II will prevent him from pissing his pants the second he hears it.
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#27
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Yeah, I feel like a Spider II will prevent him from pissing his pants the second he hears it.

naw man, he needs the CRUSHING OVERDRIVE of a MG15. That way he can CRUSH his pissing reflex.
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#30
Cut your dick off. You will never have the peeing problem again.
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#31
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You have AIDS.


Not just AIDS, Cancer AIDS. TS, you didn't get drawn on by a marker did you?
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#34
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fill it with seamen



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#35
Fill it with captaincrunk's semen cement. That solves everything!
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#36
Quote by SeveralSpecies


If someone punches you, do you shit yourself?


sorry TS.

But no I have no idea, you should probably go see a doctor.
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#37
son, you might be pressing your bladder
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#40
Ya I don't see why people ask medical questions on here, there are no doctors on the boards.

Go see a friggin Doctor
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