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#1
I do.

My friend sent me a video of those Epic Meal Time douches and they have bacon in everything. Bacon sucks.

Who else hates bacon?
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#3
Heresy.... Bacon is the ultimate man-food. Of course, it has to be cooked properly. I hate underdone "fatty" bacon, and I also hate the stuff that's so overcooked it splinters when you bite it.
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I do.

My friend sent me a video of those Epic Meal Time douches and they have bacon in everything. Bacon sucks.

Who else hates bacon?


Gimme your man card. You don't deserve it anymore.
#8
gtfo
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#9
I can only eat bacon if I make it, it NEEDS to be cooked dry, borderline burnt, breaks in half like a thin piece of meaty glass.
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#10
Bacon is the food of the Gods.
There's nothing tastier when you have a hangover than a bacon, egg (fresh from the chickens minge) and cheese butty.

It has to be grilled though, I can't stand fried bacon.
#12
**** you you ******. I will kill you and the WBC will picket your funeral, your parents won't come and noone except the WBC will care.
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#14
Blasphemy!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!
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#16
**** you TS. Bacon is awesome and EMT is awesome.

bacon strips and bacon strips and
bacon strips and bacon strips and
bacon strips and bacon strips and
bacon strips and bacon strips and
bacon strips and bacon strips and
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brot pls
#17
Shut up, you women. Bacon is not a man's food. Do you guys roll in your own shit as well like the swine you eat? Bacon is the lowest of the low.
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#18
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Shut up, you women. Bacon is not a man's food. Do you guys roll in your own shit as well like the swine you eat? Bacon is the lowest of the low.

Colgate gives you aids.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#19
TS, your gay for 2 reasons, 1, you dont like bacon (more for me) and 2, you say Canucks lost (which they did) instead of Bruins win (yes I saw that in little letters at the bottom) your gay and a douche who has no time but rip on a good team that got beat by a better team.
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#20
TS you must be a muslim or a jew...
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#21
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I love bacon so much that I always surf the net like this:
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.ultimate-guitar.com

That is SO in the way, but I just can't seem to close it.

OT: TS is a blasphemer, and deserves to suffer.
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#22
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TS you must be a muslim or a jew...


Come at me, bro.

A lot of different cultures and countries consider pork and beef to be the shit tier of food.
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#24
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Come at me, bro.

A lot of different cultures and countries consider pork and beef to be the shit tier of food.


you do know we shall erase your culture...
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#25
Quote by Colgate Total
Come at me, bro.

A lot of different cultures and countries consider pork and beef to be the shit tier of food.

A lot of countries and cultures are ****ing stupid.

If we don't eat pigs they'll overthrow us, learn to read and write, then spend the rest of their lives building a shitty tower.
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brot pls
#26
I love bacon, but that shit is horrible for you, not worth eating imo
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#27
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MEATY GLASS


This. I will build a house from the bones of my slaughtered enemies, and the windows shall be made of this meaty glass.
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#31


The one on the right ate some bacon.

The one on the left is you.
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#33
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I don`t really eat bacon anymore, usually too salty


Someone ain't makin' their bacon rite
#34
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Not a bacon fan myself.

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brot pls
#35
Quote by Colgate Total
Shut up, you women. Bacon is not a man's food. Do you guys roll in your own shit as well like the swine you eat? Bacon is the lowest of the low.

You know why pigs roll in their own shit?

No, you don't. Their shit is basically sun screen to them.
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#37
This dude has got to be trollin. Bacon is one of the most delicious things on this earth! If you really feel that way why don't you just go ahead and turn in your man card and join one of them Hari Chrishna churches.
#39
yo gotta be trippin homie... bacon is the NATS TITS of the food world... next to roast lamb, eggs (any manner) and gravy/custard (can't work out which one i prefer)
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