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#1
Well since the old thread kinda died, this is the new thread for:

Scenes We'd Like to See

You know the ones: I suggest a topic (or you PM me with possible ideas), for example, "Things you wouldn't hear David Cameron say on his next public address" and you guys post humorous responses to the topic. After a few days I'll pick three as the podium finishers, and we'll have a leaderboard in this here post.

The first topic, then, is:

Unlikely Documentaries

Have fun!
Fender Lite Ash --> TC Polytune --> Digitech Whammy V --> MXR Phase 90 --> EHX Small Clone --> Strymon Orbit --> TC Flashback X4 --> Rivera R55
#3
Interior Makeovers: Fritzl's Basement
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#4
Prostitutes, illnesses, down syndrome and genital fungus. What life is like in Parliament.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5
Behind the Oval Office: Hunting for Beaver with Bush. There's your documentary.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#6
Heroes of World War II: Axis edition
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#8
What women hide best : Hairy arses, hairy backs, small dicks and your child.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#10
When Flab Attacks! The History of Obese Animal Attacks!
you're a stone fox
#12
Dingo Treats: How one company didn't eat babies
Derpy Derp Derp Herp Derp
#13
How Lee Evans still manages to get gigs.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#14
'A Paradise Re-imagined: How to tell Clouds That Look Like Boners from Clouds That Look Like Smiley Faces'
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
Quote by dawgeth321
Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Spit is a milf

UG 8-BIT ALBUM
SoundCloud
#16
Your Grandpa Gets More Pussy Than You Do: Tales of Elderly Escapades

What You Really Need Is A New Amp: The Story Of The Pit

^
For Frodo!
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik.
Last edited by robertito696 at Jun 23, 2011,
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The Boy WIth An Arse For A Face.
The first in a series of our Point And Laugh At In A Caring Way documentries.
Musical Theatre! *jazz hands*


...what am I doing on this site...
#24
Quote by 3OddOnes
The truth about: The Trouser Boner

Ah Gods do I hate those, and it only makes it worse when you try to explain that it's the pants. There has to be a better way.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#27
Panorama: How to get a Greek-style credit rating
The rig:
Gibson SG faded special -> Marshall MG 50/100 (working on a valve amp)
Backup: Vintage AV1
Newcastle United
Last edited by Korzack at Jun 23, 2011,
#28
BNP, why it's okay to be racist.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
Into the Nursing Home W/ Wayne Rooney
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#30
Bathtime: What your neighbours really think
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
Quote by dawgeth321
Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Spit is a milf

UG 8-BIT ALBUM
SoundCloud
#31
Swimming with Jeff Buckley
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


E-ARCH NEMESIS of girlgerms007
#35
The dark side of Steve Irwin's leather sofas
The rig:
Gibson SG faded special -> Marshall MG 50/100 (working on a valve amp)
Backup: Vintage AV1
Newcastle United
#36
Here's a documentary about the amazing history of France. Well, the history of France.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#37
"Bear Grylls explores the world's largest caves.

Next up is Katie Price's vagina."
Hull City A.F.C

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#38
Animal Planet: How Hamsters Conquered the World.

AEDIT:
Quote by KTFM
Guide to Conventional Songwriting: Featuring Thom Yorke.

I'm trying really really hard not to let the fanboy/bigot within me out of his cage
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jun 24, 2011,
#39
Nat geo wild: Londons east end

The 2012 Olympics and how much it will cost each and every British citizen

Modern migration: How many Polish people are actually living in the U.K?
Quote by lespaul#1
Dr_Shred wins the thread



LEAVE THE PASTRIES ALONE!!!
#40
The strains of being a fog machinist w/ Anthony "Antz" Trujillo


FFSSHHHHHHHHHHH
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jun 24, 2011,