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#3
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Wow! Christians can be annoying!


I am a Christian which is why Im confused, maybe it's because Im not a good one...

Nah, that's not it! Praise Satan!
you're a stone fox
Last edited by Saint78 at Jun 23, 2011,
#4
pretty random though haha
this morning I got one from a guy saying "what the **** man? What gives you the right to call me a douche? you fucking douche"

I clicked on his channel and realized I had called him a douche over a year ago

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- Carl Sagan
Last edited by SKArface McDank at Jun 23, 2011,
#6
Every other word in there was "Jesus Christ..."
If this was real, I seriously feel bad for the people that live like him (Obsessed with Jesus)


/glad to be an atheist
#7
Quote by SKArface McDank
pretty random though haha
this morning I got one from a guy saying "what the **** man? What gives you the right to call me a douche? you fucking douche"

I clicked on his channel and realized I had called him a douche over a year ago



What the hell?
you're a stone fox
#9
I mean, it would be different if ya knew the guy personally, but seriously, this makes Christians look bad. On the same level as fucking spammers.

Sucks bro.
NT

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#10
Quote by SKArface McDank
pretty random though haha
this morning I got one from a guy saying "what the **** man? What gives you the right to call me a douche? you fucking douche"

I clicked on his channel and realized I had called him a douche over a year ago

STಠ_ಠ
#11
Quote by NosralTserrof
I mean, it would be different if ya knew the guy personally, but seriously, this makes Christians look bad. On the same level as fucking spammers.

Sucks bro.


I think it's because I sent that kid who said matter doesn't exist the video of Slayer "Disciple"
you're a stone fox
#12
Quote by Somekid94
Every other word in there was "Jesus Christ..."
If this was real, I seriously feel bad for the people that live like him (Obsessed with Jesus)


/glad to be an atheist


amen
#13
"If heaven is filled with people like you, I'd rather go to hell"

is what I'd say.
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#14
Quote by Low Man's Lyric
"If heaven is filled with people like you, I'd rather go to hell"

is what I'd say.


Yes! I'm gonna get some more options first though.
you're a stone fox
#15
As a Christian I'm offended at that dude's crimes against the English language.
Money beats soul every time.

Money beats soul...every time.

Money...beats soul...every...goddamn...time.
#16
Quote by AeolianSeventh
As a Christian I'm offended at that dude's crimes against the English language.


I only read the first line then figured the Pit would like it more.
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#18
Christians are IRL versions of spambots
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#19
Quote by skylerjames13
Christians are IRL versions of spambots


Just pushy ones.
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#20
Annoying christian extremists ... I'd gladly go to hell rather than hear these guys talking about Jesus Christ and play borin music all day long in heaven.



I'd go to hell ^
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#21
Quote by Saint78
Just pushy ones.


Yeah, that's what I meant.
I don't mind Christians unless they are pushy.
Then they are IRL versions of spambots.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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When they're down is the safest time.

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#22
Quote by skylerjames13
Yeah, that's what I meant.
I don't mind Christians unless they are pushy.
Then they are IRL versions of spambots.


Yes.
you're a stone fox
#25

Fail

EDIT: SEND SLAYER VIDEOS TO THIS PERSON!!!!
South of heaven is my recomendation.
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I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
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#26
Quote by Good_Lord
Annoying christian extremists ... I'd gladly go to hell rather than hear these guys talking about Jesus Christ and play borin music all day long in heaven.



I'd go to hell ^

You enjoy that kind of music? Then why would Satan let you listen to it? His job is to make your afterlife pure misery.
#31
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I once got PM'd by some Christ nut and argued that a lake of fire is an oxymoron.

I checked back on his channel and he'd changed his wording.


I already replied to this guy and sent him a Warmuk video...
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#32
"Let's say we know that rock is the devil's music … At least he ****in' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the ****in' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out."

- Bill Hicks.
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#34
hahahahaha wooooowwwwww. i would just respond to that person saying "i'm more worried about you going to hell, you wouldn't last a minute in there" hahaha
#35
Quote by skylerjames13
Christians are IRL versions of spambots

Not really, i know quite a few christians who are actually pretty strong in their faith but not once have they ever pushed it on me.

Can't generalize a whole religion based on a couple oddballs
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#36
It makes me sad that most of UG thinks every religious person is like the guy that sent you that message.



#37
Quote by EMGPWNS
It makes me sad that most of UG thinks every religious person is like the guy that sent you that message.

Most of UG are angsty pseudo-intellectual teenagers who think they're terribly clever & enlightened. They remind me of that kid Kolya from The Brothers Karamazov. I wouldn't worry 'bout what they think.
#38
Quote by neidnarb11890
Most of UG are angsty pseudo-intellectual teenagers who think they're terribly clever & enlightened. They remind me of that kid Kolya from The Brothers Karamazov. I wouldn't worry 'bout what they think.

you're a stone fox
#39
Quote by bass-man9712
Not really, i know quite a few christians who are actually pretty strong in their faith but not once have they ever pushed it on me.

Can't generalize a whole religion based on a couple oddballs


If you read the other posts, you would know that I meant the pushy ones.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
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