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I've been thinking a lot latley and I was wondering, in the wild what would humans do about their fingernails and toenails? What would a primitive persons nails be like?


Hair just dreads so I didn't spend too much time thinking about that.


Feet would just callouse.

Teeth? Wouldn't everybody's teeth rot and get cavities because nobody would brush them?


What would they do about wiping their ass/vag? No other animals do it...


I apologize, I know this all sounds really stupid but it seems like as a species we've changed a little and have been doing things to ourselves that no other animals do which confuses me because if no other animals do certain things then why do we?
#2
They'd probably.bite.them down. EDIT also where would said primitive person be? For tp there's teebark, leaves etc....in a desert......well......idkzica.l
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#3
Dealing with the world around us will wear down the finger and toenails, and the reason that we get cavities is because we eat sugary, processed foods.

and OMG, a wild person's ass is stanky!!!!!
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I don't think our teeth would be rotted. We wouldn't have any sweets to eat.

Just healthy leaves and stuff.
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wouldn't a wild woman get some sort of infection though?

OMG wild people get infected!!!!!!!

Dude. Its nature. Duh.
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Well wouldn't they develop a tolerance to an infection over time?
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Well wouldn't they develop a tolerance to an infection over time?

If they didn't die from it.
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Could you explain? I'm interested in hearing this. For some reason natural people have been interesting and I'm starting to admire the Rastafarian beliefs.
#11
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that's what I meant.
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Imagine a big hairless chimp. Just like that. Bam.
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What would they do about wiping their ass/vag? No other animals do it...


Yes they do, my dog used to wipe his ass on my carpet... We parted ways.
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that's what I meant.

Then yes. It might take many generations to acquire true immunity, but tolerance can be done in a lifetime.
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Imagine a big hairless chimp. Just like that. Bam.

like your mom with cancer? Lol.....jk I'm sorry I had to.
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#16
They'd probably just take up some alternatives to brushes, toothpastes and everything else. Pick their teeth with branches, gnaw on bones, use rocks or something to file their nails idk
#17
This thread has so much dumb I think it's overflowing and affecting the surrounding threads.

It may be the source of all the retardation in the pit.
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This thread has so much dumb I think it's overflowing and affecting the surrounding threads.

It may be the source of all the retardation in the pit.

I think my troll detector is going lolololololol.
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I've been thinking a lot latley and I was wondering, in the wild what would humans do about their fingernails and toenails? What would a primitive persons nails be like?
Hair just dreads so I didn't spend too much time thinking about that.
Feet would just callouse.
Teeth? Wouldn't everybody's teeth rot and get cavities because nobody would brush them?
What would they do about wiping their ass/vag? No other animals do it...


Well the whole teeth, hair, ass thing wouldn't be too hard to handle with the occasional dip in the river/lake/ocean.
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Could you explain? I'm interested in hearing this. For some reason natural people have been interesting and I'm starting to admire the RASTAFARIAN beliefs.


stop reading, returnig to check what else is happening in the pit.
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Imagine a big hairless chimp. Just like that. Bam.

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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I think my troll detector is going lolololololol.

You're easily the worst offender.
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I am the worst offender. Ok. For making a black veil brides thread, posting some duplicate threads because the search thing didn't work, and expressing my aithiestic, and sXe beliefs. Also I have never been warned it banned. Yes tis I public enemy no. One right here lol.
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Also, when arguments like this start I offer to take it to comments as not to litter threads. What pray tell is so bad about me? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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#31
the name's Ashes. here's a bit of his story:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/7727/ashes-the-hairless-chimp/

interestingly enough, there is a poll:

What do you think of the chimps?

So cute! 25.35%

Very fascinating 61.28%

Ugly ugly ugly 13.37%
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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#32
I think this is a multi of idkwhatimdoing, quite a lolzy troll we had for a while.
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#33
Can't tell if this thread is full of troll of full of stupid.
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#34
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I think this is a multi of idkwhatimdoing, quite a lolzy troll we had for a while.

I'm starting to think that as well.
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#35
Is it me you are.calling a troll?
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#36
^that one as well
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#37
What did I do?
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#39
That really answers my question...can you actually tell me what exactly I did.to be all of a sudden considered a troll?
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