#1
how the fock do i get these nasty things out of the house???they are in the attic or walls, i here them late at nite or early am...wife is bugging out..
#6
You should probably burn your house down.
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#8
Befriend them.
Then rape them and then pillage their remains.
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#9
Become one of them. Infiltrate their nest, mate with their queen, and then murder them all.
#11
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#12
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Befriend them.
Then rape them and then pillage their remains.

steal their precious metals too
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#13
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#15
play some Waking the Cadaver. forget getting them out of the house, it'll get the little pests out of the country.
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#16
Or you could sell your house and move. Just don't tell the people you're selling to of the raccoon problem. This house in Idaho was bought and it was full of snakes, like slithering out of walls everywhere, it was basically a nest. This family had buckets full of snakes, and there were still snakes in the house.
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Or you could sell your house and move. Just don't tell the people you're selling to of the raccoon problem. This house in Idaho was bought and it was full of snakes, like slithering out of walls everywhere, it was basically a nest. This family had buckets full of snakes, and there were still snakes in the house.


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#19
1. Put a big bowl of dog food/cat food in the garden with a big area surrounding it (as centered as possible essentially)

2. Watch until as many coons as possible/until you get bored.

3. Shoot them with a .22 or bigger and kill them.

4. Use your new smoke machine to disappear into nothingness

5. FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#21


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nah, he only can get rid of dumbasses.
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#23
Put a bowl of antifreeze in the attic, don't let your pets near it.
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#25
open up all the doors
put food outside of doors
wait for them to eat then surprise buttsex
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