#1
Okay so I bought a brass slide and on the pack it says "WARNING: This product contains a chemical known the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm." What the shit are they putting on my slide?
#2
Probably some shit that'd increase the chance of cancer by 1% if you ate 300 of the slides
#3
This is why you should do shit right and use a beer bottle.
#4
Aluminium, brosky.
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Don't worry, you'll only get cancer and die from that if you live in California.
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Don't worry, you'll only get cancer and die from that if you live in California.



It's tr00, I bought a Dunlop brass slide and last week, 3 months after the purchase I got a cold Seriously, I doubt they'd be selling the thing if it's made of pure Uranium.


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Okay so I bought a brass slide and on the pack it says "WARNING: This product contains a chemical known the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm." What the shit are they putting on my slide?

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#11
Fishing lures (especially the ones from California it seems) also have the same warning when the lures use lead. Just wash your hands when you get done using it if you are really worried.
#12
When I saw the word "cancer", the Daily Mail newspaper popped into my mind...
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#13
Yeah its prolly a chunk of uranium dipped in some mercury and painted with lead paint. its makes sense!!!!!!!
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#16
it's radioactive so im guessing that it messes with your cells. just don't eat it, or inhale it, and you'll be fine; and i would wash your hands before eating anything if you've just used it. if there were any health risks they wouldn't use it
#17
Put it on your dick.


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#19
everything causes cancer nowdays, only in california though. if you live in california throw it away before you die if you don't use it and move on with your life
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#21
It's okay, it's California.
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#23
cancerfornication?
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#24
A pack of pellets say the same thing because they are lead. Just wash your hands before you eat anything and you'll be fine.
#25
you get cancer and aids because you play with a slide.
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#27
I feel like I should bring this up.



I don't think you should worry about getting cancer from that.
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I feel like I should bring this up.

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I don't think you should worry about getting cancer from that.

Oh wow, that's interesting. Thanks man.

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*Looks at chart of death*

"Unless it's a bananaphone"

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#32
Brass is made from Zinc and Copper. Zinc is toxic in high doses.

http://msds.chem.ox.ac.uk/ZI/zinc.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinc#Toxicity

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Also Excess copper can cause problems with your liver, but that's if you decided to eat the slide.

I believe a /thread is appropriate.

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#34
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"Unless it's a bananaphone"

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Yeah, I noticed that too.

So what's the deal with bananaphones?
#35
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I don't think you should worry about getting cancer from that.


That just made me feel miles better about using my phone with all the stuff about them causing cancer going around. Thank you.
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Yeah, I noticed that too.

So what's the deal with bananaphones?


That's what I want to know.
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When I saw the word "cancer", the Daily Mail newspaper popped into my mind...


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#39
Wow, thanx or posting this I was.just about to get one, actually....
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