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She was mistakenly declared dead. When she woke up at her funeral, she died from the shock. I guess Russians don't embalm their dead.

How would you feel if you woke up at your funeral?
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You have excellent taste in funerals, dead sir.
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Search the bar mon.
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She probably was a zombie though, they should have burned her body.
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It's like she cheated death but got a little too worked up that she did. Like how you sometimes hear of old people like, dropping dead after winning the lottery... At that point though they're already one surprise party away from the grave anyways.
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You have excellent taste in funerals, dead sir.

Your attempt at getting sigged is pathetic.
OT: I'd probably die from the shock as well. But if I would happen to survive, I'd stand up and scream: 'Ain't nobody takin' meh money!', and then I would go buy one of my favorite foods


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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#9
Steph (entity0009) is so doom, he would wake up at his own funeral, and turn it into the metal concert of the decade.

OT: In Soviet Russia, funeral kill you!
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#10
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Your attempt at getting sigged is pathetic.
OT: I probably wouldn't survive the shock as well. But if I did, I'd scream: 'Ain't nobody takin' meh money!', stand up and go buy one of my favorite foods


Your attempt at being humorous is pathetic.

Also, the funeral must have been held fairly soon after the 'death', was this in Russia?
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My worst fear is to be mistakenly be pronounced dead and be buried only for me to wake up in the coffin 6 feet under.

I think there is a film about this, anyone know the name?


Buried Alive?
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In Soviet Russia funeral kills you.
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#15
Wow... that's a new one.

You really should be dead sure that the next person you bury is not alive.
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Would've been ironic if she woke up at the wake and died.
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#18
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Buried Alive?


Nah, it's like where this guy comes back from someones funeral and has a dream that the guy they buried was actually alive, woke up and starts trying to get out.

The next day they go and open up the coffin and theres scratch marks and blood everywhere and guy is now actually dead.

EDIT: im not sure if its the next day or like, 10 years later or something.
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You have excellent taste in funerals, dead sir.

His sig is just fine as it is. Also, you didn't even remember the
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#22
There can't be much that happens in that film. There's not enough oxygen for you to live very long.

Also didn't graves sometimes used to have bells connected to the coffin incase the person woke-up?
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i read about this thursday or sometime before that...
meh, whatever. my life's not going to end because i've seen a thread like this before
#25
the woman may have woke up at her own funeral, but the searchbar didn't. RIP searchbar.

or maybe i should phrase it like this:

you have excellent taste in not being able to use the searchbar, searchbar-challenged sir
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^ that's what I thought of. Some guy said it was Metal to do this, but nahhh
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#29
What the **** do you do? Like that'd be the most depressing shit, do you just continue on with the funeral? I imagine the preacher hearing her wake up, interrupting his thing and she wakes up, and dies and he goes, well now that we've been rudely interrupted.
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Your attempt at being humorous is pathetic.

Also, the funeral must have been held fairly soon after the 'death', was this in Russia?

What attempt at being humorous?
EDIT: Spelling mistakes.
EDIT 2: Oh THAT attempt at being humorous. I had to reread my post. It wasn't that much of a attempt at being humorous, but just a less then serious post made for the pure sake of posting


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Jun 25, 2011,
#32
In Soviet Russia, funeral kills you!
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