#1
So as of eleven minutes ago, it's valennic's 18th birthday.

And as his girlfriend I have an obligation to demand you all post pictures of cool shit as gifts for him. And wish him a happy birthday, goddamn it.

Happy birthday you Tosin Abasi fanboy
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
Last edited by sadSTATUE at Jun 26, 2011,
#2
*grabs at screen*

God dammit I want that ;_;


My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
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#5
happy 18th!

Quote by sadSTATUE
And as his girlfriend I have an obligation to demand you all post pictures of cool shit as gifts for him.




i got you some cool shit.
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#6
I gave you another post on UG and your girlfriend the clap. Enjoy
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#7
I got you a new girlfriend.


Come talk to me.

I'll introduce you to her.
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#8
I'll be keeping my current one

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
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VHT Deliverance

#9
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I got you a new girlfriend.


Come talk to me.

I'll introduce you to her.


I'm not sure Val is interested in pre-teens, Momi.


I got you a Blackmachine F8, because I have to one up Ska.

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#11
Quote by shaggydogJV
I'm not sure Val is interested in pre-teens, Momi.


I got you a Blackmachine F8, because I have to one up Ska.

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Challenge accepted.

I also got him this:

he told me to one up you >_>
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#13
So you're not jailbait anymore?

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#14



your move...


EDIT:
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Touch his pee-pee. None of us can beat that.



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Godin A12 - For Sale
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Emperor 2x12

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Like going fast?
Last edited by shaggydogJV at Jun 26, 2011,
#15
This is the most boner inducing pictures of guitar for my pseudo birthday present argument ever.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#16
Quote by shaggydogJV
your move...


psh, guitars...



nothing says "i fuck like a wild stallion" better than a well played morin khuur.
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#17
Quote by shaggydogJV
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your move...

... dayum.

Uhhh...


And I'll do a little more than touch his pee-pee.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#20
What is that

*drools*

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#22
If my face was any closer to the screen, i'd be either a hologram or blind.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#23
*sigh*
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#24

EDIT: the image didn't work... too big, i guess? here's a different one.
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Last edited by theogonia777 at Jun 26, 2011,
#25
Happy Birthday!!!!
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#27
Happy Birthday Val



Totally just won the guitar gift battle. >_>
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#28


No, I do <_<

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#29
There are plenty of cakes shaped like guitars but no guitars shaped like cakes.

Happy birthday! It's the thought that counts, right?
#30
Happy birthday!



Because everyone knows a self-made present gives a much more personal touch.
🙈 🙉 🙊
#31
The thought always counts

By the end of today I shall have the most beautiful virtual guitar collection in the world.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#33
Quote by sadSTATUE
Challenge accepted.

I also got him this:

he told me to one up you >_>

Holy god, what is that, I need it.
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#34
Quote by UraniYum
Holy god, what is that, I need it.


Back off its mine

but no, it's a Hufschmid mockingdroid. It's sexy as hell.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#35
Quote by valennic
Back off its mine

but no, it's a Hufschmid mockingdroid. It's sexy as hell.

And it also has the right amount of strings

Happy birthday, bru!
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#36
Quote by UraniYum
And it also has the right amount of strings

Happy birthday, bru!


Hardeehar

Thanks

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#37
**** all those guitars. this beats anything else.






i give you... the Wanamaker Organ. it's the largest fully functional organ in existence, with 28,543. makes 10 strings seem kind of weeny, doesn't it? and it's right in Philadelphia, so it's close enough for you to use.

*i am not responsible for any arrests, fines, injuries, or humiliation resulting from you actually trying to play it in real life.*
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Last edited by theogonia777 at Jun 26, 2011,
#38
I think yo girlfriend gave you the wrong gift, knowwhatimean? haha


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#39
Happy birthday Val.

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#40
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Happy birthday! You need a cake.



enjoy

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. The ginormous organ is a close second.