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The Rules:

1. Poster above describes a kill. A kill must have: A) The person who is killed B) How he is killed C) Refer to all action hero's as Arnold

2. The poster that follows must make-up a badass 80s style one-liner that a badass 80s action hero would have said after such kill was executed.

3. After the following poster says his one-liner he must make up a kill according to rule #1.


E.G.

P1: Arnie throws a steel pipe through Bennet's chest. The pipe pierces his chest and Bennet flies into a steam tank pipe first. The pipe pierces through the steam tank and steam starts blowing out of the pipe as Bennet dies.

P2: "Let out some steam Bennet..."
Arnie throws a throwing knife through a guerilla's chest with such force that the guerilla gets stuck to a hut behind him.



I'll go first:

Arnold kicks a German terrorist into a canister with napalm. The napalm bursts out and rains upon the terrorists face as he screams in excruciating pain.
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Last edited by Grimriffer at Jun 26, 2011,
#4
Chill out

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#5
I don't think this will work out as you think it would..
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#7
This has potencial... if only people could follow the rules.
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          #8
          I'll try.

          "I guess the game got too hot for him."

          Arnie kills a man with his rock hard erection, repeatedly raping him up the butt until he loses too much blood and the both go limp.
          #9
          Quote by some1fat
          This has potencial... if only people could follow the rules.


          Lol I've never seen potential spelled like that.... if only people could spell correctly.
          Quote by jimmyled
          I'll try.

          "I guess the game got too hot for him."

          Arnie kills a man with his rock hard erection, repeatedly raping him up the butt until he loses too much blood and the both go limp.


          Thank you, cum again.
          #10
          'Awww man, he dayyydd'
          The freshly dead German man-hoe rises up from the ground and grabs a conveniently placed power drill and drills a 2 inch diameter whole into Arnold's chest. As Arnold falls to the ground, he shouts "Even you, Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz?!".
          The German douchebag slips on a little tykes extra small condom. He then proceeds to have sex with the small hole he has created. He decide's the hole is too big and he is not happy with it. To fix this problem, he slips a conviently sized 3/4 diameter metal bar through the hole. It is still not big enough.
          He then wakes up on the floor in the one bedroom apartment he shares with his mother and 3 brothers. Was it all just a dream? No. Well, not for the most part anyway. He looks around to find his mother, Eva, on the floor, with the metal pipe lodged in her back just like Arnie was. His brothers are in the main room, and have barricaded the door to the room containing the victim and her son. He put his ear to the door to hear the police planning with his brothers who are all sobbing in anger and disbelief. You see, Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz had always been the good boy. In the second world war, him alone had killed over 40000 jews and 12000 brokeNCYDE fans in less than 2 years. His only way out of his impending capture and imprisonment is through a window. He looks out the window, to the floor 24 stories below. He decides to risk it and lands on a Snorlax named Grimriffer he broke his fall. He ran, unharmed through the car park and out of town. At the next train station he came across, he spent his remaining money on a ticket to Disneyland and a Red Bull. When he got to Disneyland, he discovered he had no money left to get in, so had to give oral sex to the manager, John Prescott. He went on all the rides there everyday and got to live there free of charge as long as John was given oral sex each and every day. This didn't last long, however, as on the 24th day of his stay there, the German police finally caught up with him. They sked him if he could get ice cream free of charge. He says yes and goes and does his thing with Mr Prescott. They decide to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride before they arrest him. Not wanted to get arrested, he dived out of the boat, and his body surfaced 2 hours later. The police decided that since they couldn't imprison him anymore, he should have done to him what he did to his mother. They took him off to the disabled toilets and had their way with him.
          It was at this point that everyone died of a sudden onset of plague.?

          The end.
          #12
          TS maybe the game would work better if you post a scenario and then wait a day or something and then pick which one liners are best, it's a lot like "Scenes you'd like to see" but at least now people won't be getting the **** ninja'd out of them.

          Quote by jimmyled
          I'll try.

          "I guess the game got too hot for him."

          Arnie kills a man with his rock hard erection, repeatedly raping him up the butt until he loses too much blood and the both go limp.

          I'm stumped
          Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jun 26, 2011,
          #13
          I'm not gonna lie...


          this makes no sense.
          This will start a RIOT! in me
          #14
          Quote by jimmyled
          I'll try.

          "I guess the game got too hot for him."

          Arnie kills a man with his rock hard erection, repeatedly raping him up the butt until he loses too much blood and the both go limp.


          He had that coming

          I don't like making the scenarios
          #15
          Quote by ali.guitarkid7
          TS maybe the game would work better if you post a scenario and then wait a day or something and then pick which one liners are best, it's a lot like "Scenes you'd like to see" but at least now people won't be getting the **** ninja'd out of them.


          I'm stumped


          Yeah I think this is a pretty good idea. I think we could post a scenario everyday and maybe we could even choose the best one-liner and stuff. But this seriously is NOT working out.
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          #16
          You tried man, no shame in that.


          Arnie walks into the room, sees TS's thread. He knows not to trust this thread, so he grabs him by a fraying end, and unravels him.
          #17
          Clint Eastwood pulls out his .44 and blows Arnold head clean off just because he is way more of a badass than Arnold could ever hope to be.
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          #18
          Quote by theogonia777
          Clint Eastwood pulls out his .44 and blows Arnold head clean off just because he is way more of a badass than Arnold could ever hope to be.


          It's just been revoked.
          #19
          Quote by JD Close
          Nnneeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!


          this.
          whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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          Reminds me of that drunkard who ran out of beer... he was so desperate, he drank furniture polish.

          He came to a horrible end... but a beautiful finish.
          #21
          Quote by JD2k9
          I'm sorry, but I think I win.

          I'm proud, that took me like 30 minutes!

          That's what Arnold said!
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          that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
          #22
          Quote by theogonia777
          Clint Eastwood pulls out his .44 and blows Arnold head clean off just because he is way more of a badass than Arnold could ever hope to be.

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          #23
          Quote by JD2k9
          I'm sorry, but I think I win.

          I'm proud, that took me like 30 minutes!


          I'm sorry brah. I'm afraid nobody read that.
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          #25
          Quote by Grimriffer
          I'm sorry brah. I'm afraid nobody read that.


          This.

          Skimming through, and judging from the first sentences, it was stupid anyways.
          #26
          Quote by JD2k9
          I'm sorry, but I think I win.

          I'm proud, that took me like 30 minutes!

          Even if you did win, you lost the second you proclaimed yourself as winner. >_>
          #27
          Quote by Jon777
          Even if you did win, you lost the second you proclaimed yourself as winner. >_>

          He couldn't have won, you're automatically eliminated if you type something as long as that and don't provide a TL;DR
          #28
          Fine -.-

          TL;DR: German guy comes back to life,
          kills Arnold,
          tries to screw a drill hole in arnolds body,
          hole too big,
          it was all the german guys dream.
          no it wasn't, Arnie was his mum
          Cops come.
          German jumps out a window and lands on a snorlax
          runs off to disneyland
          cops follow
          gives oral sex to get in free
          dies.
          cops **** him.

          if that needs a TLDR, he tried to **** arnies body, turns out it was his mum, cops follow him to disneyland, do the same to him.

          TLDR: Necrophilliac accidently ****ed his mums corpse, cops follow him to disneyland an **** his body.

          TLDR: Accidentally matricidal necrophilliac goes to disneyland and gets killed.

          TLDR: Necro dude goes to disney, cops kill and necro him.

          TLDR: Cops necro on a guy who ****ed his mums body.

          TLDR: Disney visiters scarred for life.
          Last edited by JD2k9 at Jun 26, 2011,
          #29
          Quote by JD2k9
          Fine -.-

          TL;DR: German guy comes back to life,
          kills Arnold,
          tries to screw a drill hole in arnolds body,
          hole too big,
          it was all the german guys dream.
          no it wasn't, Arnie was his mum
          Cops come.
          German jumps out a window and lands on a snorlax
          runs off to disneyland
          cops follow
          gives oral sex to get in free
          dies.
          cops **** him.

          if that needs a TLDR, he tried to **** arnies body, turns out it was his mum, cops follow him to disneyland, do the same to him.

          I will fall in love with you if you add another TL;DR

          Seriously though, none of that made sense to me So I guess the one liner should be "What the **** just happened?"
          #30
          Quote by ali.guitarkid7
          I will fall in love with you if you add another TL;DR

          Seriously though, none of that made sense to me So I guess the one liner should be "What the **** just happened?"


          Or, JD2k9 has virtually no sense of humor or storytelling ability.
          #31
          Quote by blake1221
          Or, JD2k9 has virtually no sense of humor or storytelling ability.

          I like this version better.
          #33
          Quote by blake1221
          It's much more effective and to the point, no?

          Precisely.

          Plus it adds that "Buuuurrrn!" quality that I always enjoy
          #36
          Quote by ali.guitarkid7




          Also, I really hope that story isn't inspired by true life events...

          Nope, kind of by a song
          #37
          Originally Posted by jimmyled
          Arnie kills a man with his rock hard erection, repeatedly raping him up the butt until he loses too much blood and the both go limp.
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          #38
          Quote by JD2k9
          Fine -.-

          TL;DR: German guy comes back to life,
          kills Arnold,
          tries to screw a drill hole in arnolds body,
          hole too big,
          it was all the german guys dream.
          no it wasn't, Arnie was his mum
          Cops come.
          German jumps out a window and lands on a snorlax
          runs off to disneyland
          cops follow
          gives oral sex to get in free
          dies.
          cops **** him.

          if that needs a TLDR, he tried to **** arnies body, turns out it was his mum, cops follow him to disneyland, do the same to him.

          TLDR: Necrophilliac accidently ****ed his mums corpse, cops follow him to disneyland an **** his body.

          TLDR: Accidentally matricidal necrophilliac goes to disneyland and gets killed.

          TLDR: Necro dude goes to disney, cops kill and necro him.

          TLDR: Cops necro on a guy who ****ed his mums body.

          TLDR: Disney visiters scarred for life.

          From my quick glance at this post, the first thing I noticed was "oral sex."

          The second was that you spelled visitor wrong.
          #39
          Quote by jimmyled
          I'll try.

          "I guess the game got too hot for him."

          Arnie kills a man with his rock hard erection, repeatedly raping him up the butt until he loses too much blood and the both go limp.

          "I came, I saw, and I conquered. And not in that order."

          Arnold gets shot at while inspecting a supposedly abandoned house. He skillfully dives behind an old sofa and the shots continue. He then pulls out a small grenade encased in a plastic egg in a fashion like an Easter egg and throws it straight back. He quickly crawls into an adjacent room before the grenade goes off. He then goes back to see half of his assailants body was blown off by the egg bomb.
          #40
          Quote by musiclover2399
          "I came, I saw, and I conquered. And not in that order."

          Arnold gets shot at while inspecting a supposedly abandoned house. He skillfully dives behind an old sofa and the shots continue. He then pulls out a small grenade encased in a plastic egg in a fashion like an Easter egg and throws it straight back. He quickly crawls into an adjacent room before the grenade goes off. He then goes back to see half of his assailants body was blown off by the egg bomb.


          "What came first the chicken or the death."

          Arnold is making a low-budget cop porn with his friend Clint, when he is shot at by several gang members who thought he was a real cop. Sensing the danger, Arnold whips out the double dildo and beats the gang members murderously.
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