Poll: A grown woman and a small puppy fall through ice on a lake: Who do you save?
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Small puppy
57 18%
Grown woman
267 82%
Voters: 324.
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#1
A grown woman and a small puppy both fall through the ice on a lake.

They both fall though at opposite ends of the lake. You have never met the puppy or woman before.


You only have time to save 1, and only 1.

Who do you save?


I will save the puppy. Animals are your best friends. They do not judge you, they are always there for you. Humans always look out for themselves.

And anyone who says animals life isn't equal to a human life gtfo.
Last edited by hoosierxhoosier at Jun 26, 2011,
#2
The puppy. I don't like people. Infact, I'd probably go piss on the woman when she finished drowning.
#3
The human being I assume. That's what my first thought would tell me and I see no reason not to follow that.

I don't see the point in discussing this however.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Jun 26, 2011,
#4
Depends on who the woman is... if I dislike her, then I'm going for the puppy.
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#5
The woman... I'm not some asshole who's just going to let her drown.
Plus I'm gonna get my lifeguard license this summer, hopefully
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#6
Probably the woman, since your instinct kicks in when it comes to situations like this. And it's human nature to save a nother human.


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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
Don't care. I'm literally never going to have to worry about this. And it's a false dichotomy anyways; I would save both.
#11
Depends how grown the woman is. If shes really old, wouldnt both she and the puppy die after being saved from severe hypothermia at being such fragile ages?
#12
I'd save the woman and hold the puppy under water until it stops breathing.
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#13
pretty sure this counts as a vs thread...
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I'd save the woman and hold the puppy under water until it stops breathing.


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#17
It is a really small pond and i save both
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#18
I'm pretty sure her family would think that her life is more important. I wouldn't feel guilty if I saved the lady the puppy on the other hand
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#20
The woman. More time has gone into the formation of the woman, she is a result of many years of personal experience, work, and circumstance. It would be more of a waste to lose 30 or so years to save a puppy which was probably born with 5 identical siblings.

Plus, there's less prospective of getting a BJ out of gratitude from the puppy >_>

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#21
The woman, every dog has its day
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#22
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Don't care. I'm literally never going to have to worry about this. And it's a false dichotomy anyways; I would save both.

Who would you attempt to save first, knowing that it is possible for one to perish will you save the other?
#23
Fucked if I'm jumping into an icy lake that is so cold that a fully grown human can't crawl their own way out of.
If they were near me, both or whichever was closer.
#25
How hot is she?
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#26
The woman. I just think that naturally people are less likely to save an animal then another living being.
Now if you really want to get people thinking, something along the lines of "who would you save, your mother or your little sister," or "your mother or your father," etc, stuff like that is more debatable.
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#27
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The woman. More time has gone into the formation of the woman, she is a result of many years of personal experience, work, and circumstance. It would be more of a waste to lose 30 or so years to save a puppy which was probably born with 5 identical siblings.

Plus, there's less prospective of getting a BJ out of gratitude from the puppy >_>

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THIS. Someone give this man 2 internets and close this thread.
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#28
If you were the woman TS, I would step over your head just to save the puppy.

I have no time for people who ask silly questions
#29
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I will save the puppy. Animals are your best friends. They do not judge you, they are always there for you. Humans always look out for themselves.

And anyone who says animals life isn't equal to a human life gtfo.


Ridiculous.

The woman, without a moment's thought, because her life is worth far, far more than that of the puppy.
#30
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The person. Wouldn't even have to consider my options.

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#31
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Plus, there's less prospective of getting a BJ out of gratitude from the puppy >_>

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Puppies will lick anything >_>

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#32
The woman, she's the same species as me after all.


Alternatively: bust out the popcorn and bet on who drowns first.
#33
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Ridiculous.

The woman, without a moment's thought, because her life is worth far, far more than that of the puppy.


In what way is her life worth so much more?
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#34
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Who would you attempt to save first, knowing that it is possible for one to perish will you save the other?
Don't know, don't care. Probably the woman out of instinct, though.
#36

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#37
I'd give them both knives and let them sort it out.
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