Poll: Have you ever saw another mans penis in person?
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View poll results: Have you ever saw another mans penis in person?
Yes
45 82%
No
10 18%
Voters: 55.
#4
Unfortunately, yes. Just the other night one of my drunk mates whipped it out in front of everyone and started urinating.
#6
Yeah, for pissing and stuff.
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#7
I touched a co-worker's dick and even jacked him off for a brief 4 strokes or more. I was drunk what can I say.
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#10
these 2 guys were playing the "gay game" which is a contest on who can outgay the other, and one whipped his dick out and stuck it on the other guy's head

He apparently won
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#12
Everyone (and I mean everyone) sneaks peaks.

And by everyone, I mean everyone.
Balls.
#13
Quote by spanishyanez
I touched a co-worker's dick and even jacked him off for a brief 4 strokes or more. I was drunk what can I say.



What the fucking fuck?
#14
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your threads ****ing suck.

This. And yes, I took high school gym class. It's not really a notable thing.
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#15
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This. And yes, I took high school gym class. It's not really a notable thing.



Well I graduated HS in 08 and we never showered after class at all
#17
Quote by northdeathstyle
I am having difficulty deciding if you are glad, or upset you haven't seen another man's penis.


considering I am gay, I am upset. Do you know how much it sucks to be gay and nver have see another guys penis?
#18
i'm waiting for lord inglip to order us to slay this TS
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I put the blanket over me and make my knees into a 'tent' so he couldn't see my boner. I jizzed while he gave me a lecture on using coasters.


BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#19
Quote by hoosierxhoosier
considering I am gay, I am upset. Do you know how much it sucks to be gay and nver have see another guys penis?


Well this post does explain asking about peni and cum tasting.
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#20
seen loads
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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#21
Quote by hoosierxhoosier
considering I am gay, I am upset. Do you know how much it sucks to be gay and nver have see another guys penis?

My sig? Nice.
#22
Hey I just thought, don't gyms have showers? I could probably sign up to the gym and go into their showers to see one for the first time. Or is everyone in gym showers fat old guys?
#23
Quote by hoosierxhoosier
Hey I just thought, don't gyms have showers? I could probably sign up to the gym and go into their showers to see one for the first time. Or is everyone in gym showers fat old guys?

new topic: should gays have seperate restrooms?
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#24
Quote by spanishyanez
I touched a co-worker's dick and even jacked him off for a brief 4 strokes or more. I was drunk what can I say.


Jesus, that's f*ckin intense.


Yes, I have seen a willy.
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#29
Oh, I've done much more than see other guys dicks.
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#30
Quote by Eric_Fail
seen loads


oh this is perfect
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#32
Quote by Ignite
I have seen quite a few. For some reason a lot of the guys I've known just tend to "whip it out" as a joke, especially in the hardcore scene here.

bcuz hxc kids rgay
#34
Quote by hoosierxhoosier
considering I am gay, I am upset. Do you know how much it sucks to be gay and nver have see another guys penis?


Do you know how much it sucks to be straight and never have seen a vagina in person? See, your argument is invalid. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
#35
Aren't you gay TS? You're pretty bad at being gay.
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#38
Lol @ the high votes.

This thread is dumb.
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