Poll: Which combination of mermaid would you rather have sex with?
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Upper half human, lower half fish
75 93%
Upper half fish, lower half human
6 7%
Voters: 81.
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For the purpose of this discussion a mermaid is an organism consisting of either:
a) Upper half human, lower half fish
b) Upper half fish, lower half human

You are now told you must have sex with a mermaid/mereman, but you can pick which combination of human/fish it can be.

Which one do you pick? And why?

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Last edited by Shred Head at Jun 26, 2011,
#6
Why do I have to have sex with a mermaid? Am I suppose to be some kind of freak or something?
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#9
Upper human, it's all about dem boobz
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#13
Lower human, you can have actually sex and then get BJ from the fish head.
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#14
There are a lot of people really into fucking dolphins.

Must be something to it.
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How do you have sex with a lower-half-fish mermaid? I've never understood...

....theres gotta be a hole there somewhere...
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#17
The type of mermaid that gets human legs when she steps on land.
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Either way your dick will still smell like fish! *ba-bum crash*
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#19
If she has big cans, I'll take the top-half-girl mermaid and just titfuck her. And then we'll cuddle a little at her behest, and then I'll leave. Unless she has a clearly visible, not thoroughly disturbing cloaca. Then I might try to fuck that.
#20
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']There are a lot of people really into fucking dolphins.

Must be something to it.

But that's not a fish. Fish can't even have sex. The female drops the eggs then the male just shoots sperm all over them.

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But that's not a fish. Fish can't even have sex. The female drops the eggs then the male just shoots sperm all over them.

Well, that's how I've always done it...
#22
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But that's not a fish. Fish can't even have sex. The female drops the eggs then the male just shoots sperm all over them.


wait, I've been doing it wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??
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But that's not a fish. Fish can't even have sex. The female drops the eggs then the male just shoots sperm all over them.

I harvest my girlfriends used tampons and ejaculate on them and let them incubate in a thermos I keep by the furnace. I'm optimistic that I'll be able to open a small sweatshop with our children some day.
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I harvest my girlfriends used tampons and ejaculate on them and let them incubate in a thermos I keep by the furnace. I'm optimistic that I'll be able to open a small sweatshop with our children some day.


What about when they get too big for the thermos?
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#25
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What about when they get too big for the thermos?

I keep them inside of a terrarium and allow them to suckle the teats of the stray cats that have given birth recently and are still producing milk for nutrients.
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I keep them inside of a terrarium and allow them to suckle the teats of the stray cats that have given birth recently and are still producing milk for nutrients.

What if the cats milk makes the babies sick?
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Then there's plenty of used tampons in the wastebasket as they say.


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#33
Either way, the mermaraid would obviously be a different species to my own, which would effectively make sexual acts between humans and mermaids a form of bestiality.

Considering the amount of fun that everyone else has at the expence of the Welsh, New Zealanders and Yorkshiremen for their alleged activities with sheep, I think I'd probably give it a miss.
#34
I cant believe this hasn't been posted yet, either way, it's relevant.

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#36
oh god no, kill that thornberrymaid with fire, fire so hot it even burns underwater
#38
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But that's not a fish. Fish can't even have sex. The female drops the eggs then the male just shoots sperm all over them.


That's just some species of fish, there are also many species that do indeed have sex, guppies for instance (as well as related species such as mollies and platties) have sex, and also give birth to live young instead of laying eggs.
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Lower human, you can have actually sex and then get BJ from the fish head.

But what if it's like a barracuda head or something
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#40
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But what if it's like a barracuda head or something


Y-ouch. Exactly.


According to Stephen Jay Gould, there's no such thing as a fish, so I'm sure I could soldier through it. She'd totally have to have a human upper torso, I mean, I'd kind of like to chat a bit, inquire on the daily monotony (if there is any) in the life of a mermaid, etc.
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