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#1
... and could choose to take a random male or female person there with you, which gender would you rather have your companion to be?
So you get one random person to spend your time with on that island, but can choose its gender.

Please explain your choice

I ask this cause I am not sure myself.

On the other hand, while a male would probably be more capable physically and would thus maybe increase our chances of survival, with a female I'd maybe get a cook and something to fck.
#2
Id take this chick I know, shes hot, beautiful and pretty. All the looks and shapes are there. Shes also tall for a girl, not the smartest, but Id be the brains. She also swims so shes pretty athletic. The rest of my life on an island witha someone? Cheez ofc Id take someone to feck with!
#3
A woman. A guy would smell terrible after a day or two, plus, sexy time with a lady is much preferred in my opinion.
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#4
Anyone who wouldn't pick the gender that they are most attracted to is just silly...
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#6
We will repopulate the desert island with sandy beach sex.
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#7
female. so we can bang.
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#8
i have to add that after some weeks (or years), your sexy lady might not even look like a woman anymore... anyway, female is the way to go.
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Shemale.

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#12
Ray Mears' wife. With any luck she's dynamite in the sack, great at surviving, and will drink my piss and other bodily fluids, the kinky b*t*h
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#13
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So you get one random person


lol at all the people in this thread that assume that they would get an attractive female. i'm gonna have to say a guy, because i'd imagine being able to get along with someone and having common interests is far more important if you are stranded with someone than being able to stick your sausage in them. and let's face it, most of the pit is more likely to have common interests with men than with women.
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#14
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lol at all the people in this thread that assume that they would get an attractive female. i'm gonna have to say a guy, because i'd imagine being able to get along with someone and having common interests is far more important if you are stranded with someone than being able to stick your sausage in them. and let's face it, most of the pit is more likely to have common interests with men than with women.


SOooooo not true.
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#17
I'm going to say a guy (I'm female). Men are generally easier to get a long with and I always imagine it would be easier to live with a boyfriend instead of female friends. Even if you're not in a relationship on this island I think people would naturally fall into relationship roles of caregiver/provider etc. So for that reason I think opposite sexes would work better
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#18
For those of you who are male and pick male, What if that other male tries to assert his dominance over you? AKA make you his bitch ???

I'd choose female, Collect firewood, berries, other shit. and of course teh secks
#19
I would take a guy, as long as I can specify which one. Not just any smelly, flabby, lazy, misogynist layabout. Which most films teach guys it is totally awesome to be. No Seth Rogen, it isn't awesome, fatty
#20
If there are all these random people just waiting for us to choose one of them, this island of yours isn't very fucking deserted now is it?
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#23
I'm 5'4 and don't know how to do much of anything that'd be necessary on a deserted island.

I'd bring this man:

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#24
I only need one person (thing), and he goes by the name of.. Wilson.

#25
Depends on if the woman is attractice or not.
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#26
It seems like the only way for some people to get laid is to be the only person available, and on a deserted island...

Honestly, if I was stuck in a deserted island, sex would be the last thing on my mind.

OT: I'm going for male, to increase the chance of survival.
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Id take this chick I know, shes hot, beautiful and pretty



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#29
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What makes you guys think that being stranded on a deserted island with a woman will automatically get you laid? She'll probably make more efforts to survive than you will.


Cause I'm a man, she's a woman.
The Island is deserted.
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#31
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I'm 5'4 and don't know how to do much of anything that'd be necessary on a deserted island.

I'd bring this man:



I hear that when he isn't drinking his own piss, he stays in hotels, still, i would imagine he would know a thing or two about how to survive, given his military service.

I would probably bring someone who would know how to get us off of a desert island.
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#32
Female. Two males would frequently get into conflict with the raised levels of testosterone flying around.
#33
Female, not so much for sex but because for the most part I can't stand being around men.
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#35
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Probably would after a while, actually.

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#37
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Probably would after a while, actually.


Indeed, if one caught the other masturbating for example. There will be a lot of masturbating, so the chances that such a situation occurs are hugh.
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#38
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Indeed, if one caught the other masturbating for example. There will be a lot of masturbating, so the chances that such a situation occurs are hugh.

"Oh you masturbate? I do too. Lets continue masturbating separately as we have been doing for some time."
#39
If me and the lady started doing the sand-tango sin contraceptives, that island could become overpopulated quickly...


So lady, definitely.


But then, if I were on the island with my best friend we could potentially concoct a plan to get off the island (and since we're men we'll both die trying, so thankfully we'll never get to the circumstantial homosexuality-phase of our island stay).
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