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#1
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The title pretty much covers it.



Commence boob puns
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#2
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#6
Why would you quote the giant me gusta face?

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#7
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Me boobsta
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#10
Normally you have to pay 80 dollars for that.
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#12
Yummy.
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#13
Damn, what a cow.
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#15
Haha. And she's a teacher..
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#17
Well he made a bit of a boob messing with her, eh? He looks like a right tit now!
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#18
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Why would you quote the giant me gusta face?



That was the point.
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#20
She's a teacher and does this?

^^ And also, at a wedding? wtf? Then claims she's sorry?
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#22
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Haaaaaahahaha
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#23
Looks like this was...

their udder defeat.


AWWW YEAAHH
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#24
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Looks like this was...

their udder defeat.


AWWW YEAAHH



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#26
I bet that situation quickly went sour.
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#28
i'm disappointed at the lac of good puns in this thread. all the other pun threads we have are great, let's make this one mamorible!
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#31
I approve of everything in this thread so much
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#33
I find all these puns quite titilating. (Pun not-intended)
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#34
I guess she was lactating.

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#35
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i'm disappointed at the lac of good puns in this thread. all the other pun threads we have are great, let's make this one mamorible!


Why, I dairy-say we are doing a fine job.
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#39
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I don't remember this ever happening before...maybe I just have a bad mammory.

god damn you, thats EXACTLY what I was gonna say!

But, now that we're abreast of the situation, I think we can all say the cops face was *me gusta*
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#40
lol ok what.
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