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and you were unarmed, what would you do? Obviously you try to stop him but do you retaliate, try to disarm him or just run away?

Bearing in mind I would be much stronger than this kid I would attempt to push his arm back towards him, forcing him to stab himself.
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I'd send him your was TS.
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Considering I'm pretty tall and 10 year olds are usually pretty short, I'd kick him in the face.


most ten year olds are around the 5 foot mark. Can you kick 5 feet?
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Kick him. Not in the face, that's stupid. It's leaving some sensitive areas exposed. I'd aid for the torso, preferably the solar plexus.
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and you were unarmed, what would you do? Obviously you try to stop him but do you retaliate, try to disarm him or just run away?

Bearing in mind I would be much stronger than this kid I would attempt to push his arm back towards him, forcing him to stab himself.




Oh man. At least you're an entertaining troll.
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#10
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He's fucking ten. I would subdue him with very little force.


lol sure you would.
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most ten year olds are around the 5 foot mark. Can you kick 5 feet?


i can kick 6. tae kwon do ftw.
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i can kick 6. tae kwon do ftw.


Nice, I did kickboxing for a while but my kicks are still pathetic
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#16
I think I could easily outrun a five year old, so run away.
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Bearing in mind I would be much stronger than this kid I would attempt to push his arm back towards him, forcing him to stab himself.


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Nice, I did kickboxing for a while but my kicks are still pathetic


it's okay, i can't punch for shit.
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Nice, I did kickboxing for a while but my kicks are still pathetic

So are your threads.
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#20
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most ten year olds are around the 5 foot mark. Can you kick 5 feet?


I'm a teacher.

They're not that tall.
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Bearing in mind I would be much stronger than this kid I would attempt to push his arm back towards him, forcing him to stab himself.

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He's fucking ten. I would subdue him with very little force.


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lol sure you would.


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#22
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Nice, I did kickboxing for a while but I can still only beat up small children. Since they tend to tell their parents, I've learned to plants knives and other such weapons/illicit substances on them to justify my atrocious bloodlust.


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#23
I would just take the knife, incapacitate him one way or the other (punching him out, choking him out, etc.) and give him to his parents/the police. If he knew what he was doing while trying to stab me, that is.
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#25
Assuming he's the average height of a ten-year old?

I'm tall, and he's ten. The worst he could probably do is give me a limp for a few weeks, I'm unconcerned. Pick him up by the wrist, knock knife out of his hand, find his parents.
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#26
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lol sure you would.

He would also beat any random woman he encountered.
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I would just take the knife, incapacitate him one way or the other (punching him out, choking him out, etc.) and give him to his parents/the police. If he knew what he was doing while trying to stab me, that is.


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I'm a teacher.

They're not that tall.


I was 5'2" when I was 10 and I wasn't amazingly tall.
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Woah. These comments are gruesome! He's not Jason X!

I'd just take the knife away from him. Shouldn't be hard to pull off.
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#31
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I'm a teacher.

They're not that tall.


when i was 10 i was only just breaking 4 foot.
#32
piss on him.
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#33
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I was 5'2" when I was 10 and I wasn't amazingly tall.



dude. no...

52 inches, perhaps


im 5'7'' and im 16
#34
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Considering I'm pretty tall and 10 year olds are usually pretty short, I'd kick him in the face.

Exactly what I was thinking.
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#35
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most ten year olds are around the 5 foot mark. Can you kick 5 feet?

Where the **** do you live? Talltopia? The South ****ing Pole, where everyone is taller because they're upside down and they get all stretched out over the years? No ten year old is that tall, except for that one kid. But he's already shaving so he doesn't count.
#36
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yea 10 year olds are closer to 4 feet then 5...


Yeah ok maybe I was wrong about that, I know that there is a lot of tiny 10 year olds
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#37
I'd kick the little sh!t in the jaw, throw his knife away and tear his parents a new asshole. Watch your little brat better dipshizz
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Any person that knows me knows that if you come at me with an intent to kill I will retaliate the same way. So what I stoop down to their level
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#40
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dude. no...
52 inches, perhaps

im 5'7'' and im 16


I'm 6'5 more or less now.
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Where the **** do you live? Talltopia? The South ****ing Pole, where everyone is taller because they're upside down and they get all stretched out over the years? No ten year old is that tall, except for that one kid. But he's already shaving so he doesn't count.


Well I still maintain that I was 5'2" when I was 10 and I wasn't the tallest in my class.
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