#1
cum blood.

Yes, this morning after jerking ye olde pecker I was gifted with the displeasure of discovering that interspersed in my semen were streams of blood, coagulating into a milky red concoction comprised of millions of my never to be born children.

Of course, this has scared the absolute shit out of me and I am afraid to touch my wang, let alone look at it. I am considering a vow of lifelong celibacy. Perhaps joining a convent or something.
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#2
Or you could, y'know, go see a doctor?
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Cool.
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#5
For some reason, I think this is troll. But if you're serious bro definately go to the doctor asap
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Seeing as I'm 17 I'm kind of embarassed to reveal this to my mom or anything like that.
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Pics or it didn't happen.

And see a doctor, you goon.
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