Poll: Would you try a shot of apple flavored horse jizz?
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View poll results: Would you try a shot of apple flavored horse jizz?
Yeah I'd give it a go. You only live once.
9 13%
No way man.
40 60%
I already drink jizz by the bucket full.
18 27%
Voters: 67.
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#1


The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of £12 - and apparently it's going down a treat with regulars.

The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm and each shot contains about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.

Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond is to blame for the grimace-inducing drink, which he explained is knocked back by both male and female customers.

He advises his customers to shoot the sticky horse semen back in one gulp rather than attempt to sip the bizarre concoction.

He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge.


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/867726-pub-serves-apple-flavoured-horse-semen#ixzz1QbLsVBdP


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#2
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
would you try a shot of apple flavored horse semen?


Nay.
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#4
Steves gonna be pissed man
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#5
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it's "neigh" I believe, but well done all the same.


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#6
That girl looks like she probably guzzles that shit by the pint.


Where's Jay when we need him? I know he'd try this.
#7
WHY
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#8
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WHY


Why not?
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#12
"GET JIZZY WITH IT"


But seriously, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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#14
Quote by HitTheLights81
Does that say 25 dollars on the sign? 0_0



Yeah but that's not America money. That's NZ money. Pretty sure it's kinda like Monopoly money.
#19
I'm surprised it's not sheep semen.
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#20
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Yeah but that's not America money. That's NZ money. Pretty sure it's kinda like Monopoly money.




I'm truly disgusted that it's still about 20 dollars us.
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#23
Quote by Butt Rayge
wut

Why? It's not alcoholic at all.

Is it?



I'm thinking they might use Apple flavored schnapps or something similar. It doesn't actually say that though.
#24
Quote by HitTheLights81
I'm truly disgusted that it's still about 20 dollars us.

It's only $19 AUD.

We win, fuckers.


inb4 euro or GBP or Yen
#26
He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge.

And he immediately thought 'horse jizz'?? 0_o
#28
Quote by Trowzaa
Neigh is the onomatopeia, nay is another word for no

...
Neigh is the sound horses make. It's a homophone with the word nay, which means no.
I thought you were making a pun, but apparently, you weren't.
#31
yeah I don't get why that's on the menu if there's no alcohol...unless there is, then I'd try it. Cause if I'm drinking horse semen, I'm gonna need to be a little inebriated.
#35
Quote by TomusAM
Fuck yeah, I'd drink that.


The more I think about it, the more I want some.

Do it with video proof

edit: The real question is... Who would 'pony' up the money?
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#36
I could see my friends and I going to a bar and having a shot after a few drinks, because there's no better way to prove how manly you are than shots of horse semen
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#37
that's horrible

the truth is, ther's probably goingg to be so many drunk people buying this for lolz, and then waking up in tears

and then there's going to be the people who just come in daily for nothing but horse jizz
#38
Anyone else move their legs together in the "MUST PROTECT THE GOODS" way when reading that?
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#40
LOL WTF why!?!?

Wait wait wait...how do they get this shit? Is there someone constantly jerking off a horse in the back?
Last edited by Lost Dog at Jun 29, 2011,
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