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So for summer camp I need to think about a few activities to do that involve Australia, I only have "jump around like a kangaroo" so far, help?
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Enter a country then make it illegal for anyone else to enter.
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#6
Lol, summer camp.
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#8
Boxing match with a Kangaroo, wrestle dingos, eat koalas, etc.
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Enter a country then make it illegal for anyone else to enter.



Enter a country then kill the native people and don't recognise them as citizens for 200 years.

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Enter a country then kill the native people and don't recognise them as citizens for 200 years.

Then make it illegal for others to enter.
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Then make it illegal for others to enter.

Hey, anyone can enter. As long as you're not one of them brown people.

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#16
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
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Snort vegemite of a sheila's drongos.

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Put another shrimp on the barbie.


It's prawn, not shrimp.

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#18
+ Men At Work - Australia.

Australian.
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Hey, anyone can enter. As long as you're not one of them brown people.

To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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Nah, I'm ****ing with him.



Fair enough, I wasn't sure. Sometimes people in other states have weird meanings for words.

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#24
Eat a baby as if you were a dingo. This is a great Australian game which produces happy fun time excite!
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#25
Guys I am sure these jokes would be funny if I got them, but I need real activities!
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Guys I am sure these jokes would be funny if I got them, but I need real activities!


You are taking suggestions from the pit, are you OK?
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Eat a baby as if you were a dingo. This is a great Australian game which produces happy fun time excite!

My English teacher in year 10 was the bloke whose baby got eaten by a dingo.

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Guys I am sure these jokes would be funny if I got them, but I need real activities!

Koala tossing.
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Every fuckin' day.

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Lose at cricket

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#39
The clubs are awesome. The Sunday market by the pier is great. Shopping is expensive though. Blue mountain and the three sisters rock are gorgeous.
#40
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The Australian Tourism Board advertisement disagrees
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_on_the_barbie

The ad said shrimp because Americans don't know what a prawn is. I haven't read the article, but I bet it mentions that. I don't know a single person who says shrimp.

EDIT:
Australians, however, invariably use the word prawn rather than shrimp. Because the commercial was commissioned for broadcast in the United States, the change was made to limit audience confusion.



Yep, see. Aussie knowledge, mate.

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