#1
All my life I've known I have the kavorka, or "lure of the animal," but it's getting out hand as its effects have spread beyond my real life and into my internet activites. Random ho-bots are sexually harassing me seemingly out of nowhere.





I feel objectified. I feel violated. I must rid myself of this burden I carry but I don't know how.
#8
Quote by halo43
I wish I could screencap your post in there

Here you go

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#10
I just looked on the profile of 'taylah.puckerid.' She, if she exists, lives in the town just north of mine. What a coincidence. Maybe I can meet up with her.

She, if she exists, is 4 years younger than I, so she'll be easy pickings. She probably goes for older blokes anyway.
#11
Quote by halo43
I'm on my phone, that's all, but thanks anyway, Iz.

I went through all that effort

Oh well
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#13
Quote by captaincrunk
1997


Over the limit, under arrest.
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Headbang until your head becomes detached from the rest of your body, then throw it into the crowd while you play a killer guitar solo. Trust me, it would be totally br00tal.


Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#16
Quote by Butt Rayge
What's the equation again?

Half your age + 7

(Google is your friend)

EDIT: Ninja'd
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#18
That comes out as 16.5. She fails the test.

THough I wouldn't even consider doing anything with a 14 year old anyway. That's fucked. They still look like children.
#20
Quote by hriday_hazarika
That equation is bollocks.

Trve luv knows no bounds.

But it does know legal age limits.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#21
Bathe in garlic and wear it everywhere you go.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#24
Quote by captaincrunk
That doesn't actually show you legal age limits. But it is kind of a good rule to see how creepy a relationship before say, 35 years old is.

I know. I wasn't commenting on the equation, just the true love part
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo