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#2
Anything from the 40's/50's
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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Your sig killed my boner _


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#3
PG? Pfft, Tetley is by far the superior brand of tea drink.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#4
Your mother is so round it looks like she ate a fucking whale
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
"The Gay Police called. They say you are under arrest"
My grandpa told me that before he died.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#6
Quote by metacarpi
PG? Pfft, Tetley is by far the superior brand of tea drink.

Obviously you've never tried Yorkshire Tea my friend.
#7
Quote by JD2k9
Obviously you've never tried Yorkshire Tea my friend.

/thread
I Like Orange......

Wobble Wobble Wub Wub Dakka Dakka
#8
You eat your weenies with your momma's toe jam. And you like it.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#9
you're a ****
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shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

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i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#10
Quote by ripple07
"The Gay Police called. They say you are under arrest"
My grandpa told me that before he died.


hehe that's pretty cool one.
badass way to go too.
#12
Quote by jimmyled
Gosh darn you to heck, you son of a gun!

Ts said PG! Tone it down satchmo
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#13
Winston Churchill was full of 'em I think.

Here's some:
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jun 30, 2011,
#14
Do you like dressing up as a Smurf for sex? Or do you just enjoy being sufficated?
YOU'RE MEAN.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#15
Guff-nugget. I came up with that one yesterday.
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Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#22
Quote by sugar_daddy
Imbecile, simpleton, lowlife, feeble, nincompoop.

Whoa, don't you think you're taking it a bit too far?
#23
I hate you, I despise you, I loathe you. Everything about you DISGUSTS me. Your ears, eyes, nose, mouth, tongue, legs, knees, stomach, ribs and bottom make me want to vomit up. You're repulsive, loathsome, grotesque and insupportable. I want to kill you, I want to twist your nipples off and throw them to the dogs. You scum. You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac bastardly turd. I would rather drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil, I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat, your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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#24
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Winston Churchill was full of 'em I think.

Here's some:
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.

I'd find it hard to belive in this day and age, that none of that was brought about as propaganda. I mean, what sort of world leader is really that witty?
#26
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Your mother is a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.


Love that film!
#27
I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#29
My favorite has always been "You little so-and-so." It's simple, but whatever.
#32
Quote by JD2k9
Obviously you've never tried Yorkshire Tea my friend.


A good brew, but it's got nothing on Twinings 1706.

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I enjoy calling people bounders. Bounder is a good word.
#34
Yur Mudda is sow faat dat wen she jump four jwolly, she got stuck in da roof! Hahaha Tank Q, Tank Q!!



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#35
you rapscallion of a halfFwit!
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#36
I'm personally a fan of 'numpty.'
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#37
Quote by ripple07
"The Gay Police called. They say you are under arrest"
My grandpa told me that before he died.

It would have been quite a trick to tell you that after he died.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#38
Choke in coffe and disappear!

Only literary people will know this ;x
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Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.


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oh **** you
#39
Fucking cunt.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#40
Poopyhead gets my vote.
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
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