Poll: Your Masturbation Stance
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View poll results: Your Masturbation Stance
Laying down, Fingertips
11 7%
Laying down, Palm(s)
53 35%
Sitting up, Fingertips
18 12%
Sitting up, Palm(s)
52 34%
Standing up, Fingertips
2 1%
Standing up, Palm(s)
17 11%
Voters: 153.
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#2
I lie down. It feels weird standing.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Pretty sure women can masturbate too.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#14
The pit never seems to stop breaking the bar on how low it will actually go.
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This man has brains.

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Banned for indirect reference.
#15
I sit down and masterbate with the heels of my feet.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#21
Quote by Duffman123
I, for one, welcome threads about masturbation


Stop getting thrills off reading how men masturbate and play haxball!

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=47a856f05d662c0cd19b9eb0b45218a62287801ce6bd1dab0d9c373b79a08ead&pass=1 !!
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

Peavey Generation EXP Custom White
Yamaha 120S Black
Korg AX5G
Digitech Whammy
Zvex Fuzz Factory
Boss OS2

Quote by mrfinkle213
This man has brains.

Quote by CoreysMonster
Banned for indirect reference.
#24
Quote by sporkman7
i totally thought this was a thread about the morality of masturbation from the title


Me too, but then I opened the thread and thought of it literally and
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#25
I sit down and use fingertips. Palm feels weird and in any other position I can't see the computer screen properly.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#27
How the hell am I supposed to see the computer screen if I'm laying down?..
Sending a dummy to my God.

Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.
#29
Fingertips??? wtf?? do you have chopsticks as dicks??
Down they come
The swarm of locusts
Skies above
Converge to choke us
Feast of souls
Consume the harvest
Young and old
Suffer unto the locust
#31
Can vote for all? Using palm that is. It depends on my mood and situation.
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brot pls
#34
Quote by stratdud39
I love your signature.

Froosh is the man my man.
Sending a dummy to my God.

Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.
#35
Quote by VillainousLatin
*Reading Posts and laughing*

*Then a wild blackflag49 appears!*


WHAT THE FUCK?!

O_O

What? When you lose control and start farting all over the place. Don't look at me that way. >_>
#36
Quote by WantsLesPaul
This reminds me,



That was my favorite thread ever.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#39
Quote by Twist of fate
Is that pic fake? Because I can really imagine him getting photographed doing that.


No, completely real.
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