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#1
The purpose of a joke is supposed to be funny, right? I haven't laughed at any and I don't see how anyone could, yet people continue to make these 'jokes'. Am I the only one like this?
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#2
Yes you are.
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#5
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Chuck Norris jokes are horrible.


thank you.
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#6
It depends, most are just the same old same old.

Some are still occasionally, but ofcourse it's all subjective.
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#7
Yes.

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#8
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Chuck Norris jokes are horrible.



Horrible, stupid and forced. And stupid.

And horrible.
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#9
They were funny like 8 years ago
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#11
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Chuck Norris is like 70+ years old. He's gonna die soon and upset a lot of middle school students who really believed he was immortal.


Chuck Norris isn't old. The world is just too young.


As funny as that wasn't, it had to be said.
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#12
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Chuck Norris isn't old. The world is just too young.


As funny as that wasn't, it had to be said.



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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#13
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Hello sir, I'm from the internet.

Why don't you have a seat?
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#14
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Chuck Norris is like 70+ years old. He's gonna die soon and upset a lot of middle school students who really believed he was immortal.



But he can still rip your beating heart from your chest and show it to you. Chuck for president.
#15
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Chuck Norris isn't old. The world is just too young.


As funny as that wasn't, it had to be said.


The one thing Woffelz posts that is so bad, so full of fail, so immensely poor that even Eric Fail liked it - and i laugh.
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#18
I played WoW and there were so many lame CN jokes I couldn't stand it. They're almost always stupid and horrible.
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#19
Chuck Norris can pull a wheelie on a uni-cycle

sorry had to say one, but they do get repetetive
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#20
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Chuck Norris can pull a wheelie on a uni-cycle

sorry had to say one, but they do get repetetive


Part of the funniness is due to the fact that they can be so lame, it's kind of the point for CN jokes, totally random and relatively lame
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#21
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The purpose of a joke is supposed to be funny, right? I haven't laughed at any and I don't see how anyone could, yet people continue to make these 'jokes'. Am I the only one like this?

No. Everybody is laughing at you, Eric. You and your constant flow of fail that follows you everywhere you go.
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No. Everybody is laughing at you, Eric. You and your constant flow of fail that follows you everywhere you go.

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#23
Even ones older than the internet a suprising amount of people haven't heard. I think they can be funny.
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#25
I hate them so much. I think it has something to do with some people on my Facebook who are like 16/17 and act like they're 8, playing the game and using the bloody 'XD' face and spouting memes like they're so fucking cool. Rant over.
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#26
They've been around at least since my bro was in High School 16 years ago. So no, they haven't been funny for a long long time.
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#28
Chuck Norris likes his women like he likes his rum. Twelve years old and mixed with coke.
#30
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Chuck Norris can work on a cow farm.


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#33
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.

He has insomnia.

Chuck Norris anti-joke?

I like the episode of Gmod Idiot Box where Saxton Hale owns Chuck Norris.
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#34
No, but they laugh at Eric_Fail jokes.

"How many Eric_Fails does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Three. One to make a thread about said lightbulb, one to kick over a guy's scooter, and one to play with cows!"
#35
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No, but they laugh at Eric_Fail jokes.

"How many Eric_Fails does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Three. One to make a thread about said lightbulb, one to kick over a guy's scooter, and one to play with cows!"


Fine, i'm going to go through his profile to find more of these hilarious yet idiotic threads
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#37
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You better hope Chuck Norris doesn't read this terrible ass thread. He WILL find you.


I'll beat his wrinkly ass
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#38
There was a road called Chuck Norris, but they had to close it down because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


So, do YOU laugh at Chuck Norris jokes?
#39
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I'll beat his wrinkly ass


Even if shape shits into a cow?

Would you then try to play with him?
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#40
Chuck Norris jokes are painfully unfunny. Most overrated human in history.
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