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Paul and Less

Rewind your tape and play her backwards
Cut yourself on her nylon strings
This is how you live
With plastic triangles and nail clippers
Get your strap on and sing with me
Only her knobs make her louder
Those wires tangle
Powers out time to sleep
You dream of touching her neck and performing solo’s
She dreams of your hard fingers moving down her body
Wake up early and turn her on
Make her scream until the dawn
Then mute….silence
The people arise
They walk down the stairs and bring your demise
They take her from you and lock her in a room
You moan you weep you beg you plead
Wait…they give in
They unlock the door and hanging on the wall
Your pride and joy…Les Paul