So anyway, yesterday I get to work and shortly after arrival I feel a tugging on my anoose, it's a big ol' turd just fighting to get out. I set my white, sweaty butt on the toilet and within miliseconds this wet beast comes rocketing out of me with an indescribable force. The smell was insanely awful but the worst part was that the force of the shit causes toilet water to spray back at my anoose and butt, which I'm sure all of you know, is a very uncomfortable feeling.
what is this i dont even
well, OT, this happened to me at least four times as i was heading to a class because i had eaten a bag of flamin' hot cheetos the night before. missed the whole class each time