#1
It's Kämpfer's 15th birthday!

So young.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Got you this thread.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#4
A bitch.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#6
Mein Kampf is German for "Mine Craft." Just thought I'd throw that in the cooking pot.
#8
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Mein Kampf is German for "Mine Craft." Just thought I'd throw that in the cooking pot.


Not sure if serious and stupid.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Quote by Skullivan
Mein Kampf is German for "Mine Craft." Just thought I'd throw that in the cooking pot.

You mean "My Struggle" as in the name of Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.



Not as well known as his other book, Mein Kampfy Chair.

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
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#10
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You mean "My Struggle" as in the name of Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.



Google Minecraft.

He was joking.
#11
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Google Minecraft.

He was joking.

I play Minecraft

Avatar is a creeper in a minecart.
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#12
Quote by izbbass
I play Minecraft

Avatar is a creeper in a minecart.


Eh... I don't play Minecraft

Oh, OT, happy birthday to Kampfer! Go and get drunk in a field - its how I spent my 15th birthday.
#15
16's legal in UK, I'd bang the living shit out of her.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
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16's legal in UK, I'd bang the living shit out of her.


Same here in some of the states, like Pennsylvania, so I'm good.
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#17
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If she shows up looking like that and wants it, and I give it to her, someone would have to snitch before I'd get arrested. AMIRITE?


exactly my friend lol
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OT: variety is the spice of life, my genitals don't discriminate on the basis of religion.
#18
She's not 16 in sexual years, so she looks legal to me!

But seriously, 16?! Did she have her period at 9?
#19
And she'll start going through menopause and PMSing at like 25. I don't want a girl with that 'Jack' disease.
#21
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Are you suggesting that this minor partake in illegal activities?



Eh... the drinking age in Australia is 15, right?

No? Oh, I totally thought it was >_>