#1
We are 5 teenage boys, we are very very bored, we just played hide and seek for about an hour, my brother whipped out a dildo. Now we are bored and sore. We need games to play like hide and seek. Please help

GO!!

PS: we're bored and not gay and completely serious
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
Last edited by kbabz22 at Jul 5, 2011,
#2
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#3
I did this once with my mates.

We sat down to watch The Prestige, and then we all fapped.

I strongly recommend you do the same. Every night. Great fun all around.
#4
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I did this once with my mates.

We sat down to watch The Prestige, and then we all fapped.

I strongly recommend you do the same. Every night. Great fun all around.

^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#6
The floor is made of lava! DO IT!


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Quote by kbabz22
We are 5 teenage boys, we are very very bored, we just played hide and seek for about an hour, my brother whipped out a dildo.

I'm sorry, what now?
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#9
THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

I have to write something in non caps so that the above sentence is capitals.
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Quote by kbabz22
We are 5 teenage boys, we are very very bored, we just played hide and seek for about an hour, my brother whipped out a dildo. Now we are bored and sore. We need games to play like hide and seek. Please help

GO!!

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#11
Quote by Baby Joel
I did this once with my mates.

We sat down to watch The Prestige, and then we all fapped.

I strongly recommend you do the same. Every night. Great fun all around.


#12
Fap as many times as you can.
Get as many prostitutes as you can.
Shove as many items up your anus as you can.
Eat as much as you can.
Poop on the floor.

The choices are endless, I recommend all of them from personal experience.
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#13
Invite girls. Play beer pong.


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Ever heard of a game called Soggy Biscuit TS?

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The floor is made of lava! DO IT!

Simply this.
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#18
You guys could play The Game...unfortunately..you just lost.
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Quote by kbabz22
We are 5 teenage boys, we are very very bored, we just played hide and seek for about an hour, my brother whipped out a dildo. Now we are bored and sore.
PS: we're bored and not gay and completely serious


Are you sure about that last part?
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Ever heard of a game called Soggy Biscuit TS?


This must be the Brit version. We US folk play Soggy Waffle. Much higher stakes.
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#21
indoor football, use a small ball and use doorways as goals, or play "trelek controls", invented by my brother and i when we were about 5, you crawl around under the duvet in your mum and dads bed pretending you are explorers and its a cave.

Or just have intense experimental sex
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#22
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This must be the Brit version. We US folk play Soggy Waffle. Much higher stakes.

But, at least a biscuit can hold it's own. A waffle can't hold itself to start off with.

EDIT: Actually, find a thread called something like "Embarrassing Horney Things You Did When You Were A Kid" or something along those lines. That thread'll give you PLENTY of ideas.
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#23
Pin the tail on the donkey, except the pin is your dick and the tail is your friends anus.
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#24
Smoke weed? Walk somewhere, and buy weed? Walk somewhere, and smoke weed?

Ehh?
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#25
Strip poker? Truth or dare poker? Body part poker?
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Strip poker? Truth or dare poker? Body part poker?

Reverse strip poker. You start naked and as you lose you have to put on clothing
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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