#4
Get fatter
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Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#6
**** 'em
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Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
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Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
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#7
Whip out your cock and smack them across the jaw with it.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#8
Fan girls? As in groupies?
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With your penis
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#9
Quote by monkeysintheday
With your penis

I believe that you may have an idea there.
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#12
Today on "Things that should be completely obvious except to the oblivious man" we have danieliwasko asing 'How do you deal with fan girls?'.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#13
Quote by 剣 斧 血
Today on "Things that should be completely obvious except to the oblivious man" we have danieliwasko asing 'How do you deal with fan girls?'.


Well, how else do you deal with them?

The penis is the fan girl's mortal enemy.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#14
Quote by 剣 斧 血
Today on "Things that should be completely obvious except to the oblivious man" we have danieliwasko asing 'How do you deal with fan girls?'.

Sir, save it for the "Scenes we'd like to see" thread
OT: "Hi, who wants shots?" seems to work.
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Backup: Vintage AV1
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#15
I don't get it, what's wrong with fan girls??


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#17
Quote by angusfan16
Ask Justin beiber


Escape on a segway?

I've actually had this before, and it really isn't pleasant after a while. If you give them attention, they take it as a sign. If you ignore them, they get violent and pursue even more.

Essentially you can't win, and have to wait until they move onto someone else.
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

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This man has brains.

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Banned for indirect reference.
#18
Here's a fun and easy way to deal with things that bother you: don't let them bother you.
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#19
I run away on my Segway.

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#20
Quote by shwilly
I don't get it, what's wrong with fan girls??



Fan girls give one hell of a blow job.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#21
You mean girls that go "wooo!" to everything? Alcohol poisoning and statutory rape were invented to take care of those.
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#22
Quote by Tom 1.0
I run away on my Segway.


Muhahahah! I beat you to it!
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

Peavey Generation EXP Custom White
Yamaha 120S Black
Korg AX5G
Digitech Whammy
Zvex Fuzz Factory
Boss OS2

Quote by mrfinkle213
This man has brains.

Quote by CoreysMonster
Banned for indirect reference.
#23
Quote by monkeysintheday
With your penis


This man knows what he's talking about.
Quote by Boonnoo666
Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
#24
Quote by Korzack
Sir, save it for the "Scenes we'd like to see" thread
OT: "Hi, who wants shots?" seems to work.


I just couldn't help myself
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders