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#1
How tough are ya?

(ITT: Think up some funny, unrealistic "tough" things to do, or share real stories of toughness. Chuck Norris jokes not welcome).

Just to get it out of the way, "I had a bowl of nails for breakfast... without any milk."
#7
I've never lost a fight to a woman
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#9
I fought off a bear that was a armed with another bear.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#10
I stubbed my toe this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.

EDIT: DAMNWTFAEGH beat to it.
I blame the fact I had to google to remember the exactly value of minutes.

EDIT2: And I still got the quote wrong...

Ah well it's been a few years.
Last edited by Punk_Ninja at Jul 6, 2011,
#11
I'd like to gain entrance to your social club, please. I believe my hairdo is in order?
I can only listen to so many breakdowns and "spoken word" vocals before I wanna puke.

I find Jennette McCurdy attractive, but Elizabeth Gillies and Debby Ryan much more so.

That's enough, Djent people. We get it.
#12
Quote by Punk_Ninja
I stubbed my toe this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.

EDIT: DAMNWTFAEGH beat to it.
I blame the fact I had to google to remember the exactly value of minutes.

EDIT2: And I still got the quote wrong...

Ah well it's been a few years.

Gotcha, bitch!

EDIT: Crap, I got the quote wrong too
Last edited by kirbyrocknroll at Jul 6, 2011,
#13
I'm so manly, Elvis was gay for me.
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#15
Quote by Neopowell the PUSO
I fought off a bear that was a armed with another bear.


unless he had a bear in each paw im afraid its the weenie hut for you
you brought a hooker to church?
#16
Got a bottle of ketchup?




IT'S ON!
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#19
Quote by weorge
I'm so tough I made the dog from marley and me eat a bowl of nails, then made a bear eat that dog, then ate that bear, then used the shit to fertilise the **** out of my spice garden.

Sorry, bad hairdo, you're not getting in.
#20
Quote by ghostnineone
unless he had a bear in each paw im afraid its the weenie hut for you


That's exactly what happened. And each of those bears was armed with a wolf. And one of those wolves was armed with Nathan Fillion.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#21
I punched a baby in the face, that's how I roll
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#22
Quote by weorge
I'm so tough I made the dog from marley and me eat a bowl of nails, then made a bear eat that dog, then ate that bear, then used the shit to fertilise the **** out of my spice garden.


but you didnt shit into a bowl of nails after and eat that and then shit and use it to fertilise your spice garden?

pussy
you brought a hooker to church?
#24
Quote by AvengedFoghat
I fought off Vin Diesel, Rambo, and Bruce Lee.

With my pinky.

Want proof? Bruce Lee's dead.


only one of them died?

weenie hut.
you brought a hooker to church?
#25
How tough am I?
*Proceeds to rip shirt, then squishes shirt back together..... with toughness*
Catch the Dragon
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This thread is as terrible as music, which sucks balls.
#28
Quote by Weaponized
I face the struggle of the working class hero with a cheerful disposition.


you are too tough for the salty spittoon
you brought a hooker to church?
#29
Quote by Vendetta V
i killed Chuck Norris

of course he then reanimated but I killed him when iwas tehre, then i left....

beat that >:


Chuck Norris is an old ginger cunt. It's off to the Weenie Hut for you.
#32
I fought off a pack of dogs who had bees in their mouths, so when they barked they shot bees at you.
#34
Quote by Vendetta V
you know he'll come after you for thse words!

Are you a groupie?
#36
Quote by slash_GNR666
I punched a baby in the face, that's how I roll

Lose the fat chick from your avvy.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#38
Quote by N_J_B_B
Lose the fat chick from your avvy.


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#39
I'm so tough I brush my teeth with a chainsaw and gargle napalm.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#40
I'm so tough I can play Through the Fire and Flames on expert.


.... on a REAL guitar.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


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