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So I'm looking for a song to sing to this girl, I want it to make fun of her but not in a good way, I want a song that talks about how much of a ***** she is and a failure in life etc.

Doesn't have to be in good taste, give me your best pit.
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So I'm looking for a song to sing to this girl, I want it to make fun of her but not in a good way, I want a song that talks about how much of a ***** she is and a failure in life etc.

Doesn't have to be in good taste, give me your best pit.


Such The Fool, by SikTh.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#4
Just belt out some Meat Loaf.....

"I would do anything for love but I won't do THAT!" *whilst pointing at her*
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#9
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I used to love her - G N' R

That is no good, because she is still alive, and I don't miss her.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#11
Quote by Zeletros
Should she be aware that you're insulting her?

If yes, then you could just say it to her face ..

Yes she should be aware, and I want to do it in a creative way that she won't see it coming like a song.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#12
"You're Crazy" by Guns N' Roses. The 'Lies' version.
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#14
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Yes she should be aware, and I want to do it in a creative way that she won't see it coming like a song.



Why would you want to do that?
#15
Such the Fool:

Paint your face,Cover the black heads
Short top bulging up your saggy tits
Cut your skirt just a little bit shorter
Don't you wanna

Toilet paper going down your top
Do ever think about bringing out some condoms
When you aim to go out and get ****ed
****ed all night long

Wearing No Un Der Wear to slip it in and bang bang
And tattooed on her butt cheeks
**** me

Everybody here comes in your face
You're wanting everybody looking on in your direction
Have you looked at your skin complexion
How could I ever put my dick in you

Bitchin erected muscle lickin
Think I'd rather be chokin my chicken
Do you ever think about who you're ****in
****ed all night long
Cheap Slut

I see
That you don't want to be saved
Protection gets in your way
But I don't want this disease, so...

Sucking off in the toilet
That door has, your name, written on it
You **** there more every night now
Everything in town

Semen dripping from your eye lids
Running down your cheek you're rancid
Tattooed insert across your lips
I am disgusted

Wearing No Un Der Wear to slip it in and bang bang
And tattooed on her butt cheeks
**** me

Everybody here comes in your face
You're wanting everybody looking on for your attention
When you **** is there still sensation
How many men have been in you

Bitchin, erected muscle lickin
Think I'd rather be chokin my chicken
Do you ever think about who you're ****ing
****ed all night long
Cheap Slut

I see
That you don't want to be saved
Protection gets in your way
But I don't want this disease, so...

So what do ya do
Go out and get ****ed by 10 different men then go and brag to your friends
Do you think that makes you a better person
Please tell me what you were like as a virgin
Just an easy *****
Open the door and come in
Let the transmitting begin
Do you ever think about the people you're ****ing
Bet you laugh at them thinking they got lucky
May as well strap an advert to your back saying '**** Me, Free Disease'
Stupefied Bitch
Open Legs
Insert Quick
Philosophy of a slut

You're Such A Fool
You're Such the
You're Such A Fool
You're Such the
You're Such A Fool
You're Such the
You're Such A Fool
You're Such the

I see that you don't want to be safe
You're on a carrousel with no horses
You just slide up and down on the poles

You're Such A Fool
You're Such the
You're Such A Fool
You're Such the
You're Such A Fool
You're Such the
You're Such A Fool
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#16
Quote by Zeletros
Why would you want to do that?

Because I hate her, is it not enough?
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#18
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Because I hate her, is it not enough?
What are you hoping to accomplish by being a dick?
#21
^Yes, if you knew the whole story you would see that I am not being the dick here, you don't know what you're talking about.

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Is she not aware of this?

Nope, she thinks we're just not talking.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#23
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
^Yes, if you knew the whole story you would see that I am not being the dick here, you don't know what you're talking about.


Nope, she thinks we're just not talking.



Please post the whole story


#24
Quote by Zeletros
Please post the whole story



Lol, it would take forever, I have posted a few parts of it in the HT if you want but it's from like 2 months ago, and there is alot more to it, anyway back on topic, more songs!
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#27
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
^Yes, if you knew the whole story you would see that I am not being the dick here, you don't know what you're talking about.
Nope, what you are doing is retribution and that makes you a dick. Not just any dick, a horrendously immature dick. Just don't do sing a stupid song to her and call it a day.
#29
Quote by due 07
Nope, what you are doing is retribution and that makes you a dick. Not just any dick, a horrendously immature dick. Just don't do sing a stupid song to her and call it a day.

Then I'm a horrendously immature dick, if you're not gonna give me suggestions just leave this thread and don't derail it, don't judge me because you don't know anything like I said before, I want to get some payback.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#30
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Then I'm a horrendously immature dick, if you're not gonna give me suggestions just leave this thread and don't derail it, don't judge me because you don't know anything like I said before, I want to get some payback.
Alright, I'll give you an honest suggestion.

You said you guys aren't talking. You should try talking her, and explain why you are pissed. Maybe you guys can patch things up. Win-win.
#33
Quote by due 07
Alright, I'll give you an honest suggestion.

You said you guys aren't talking. You should try talking her, and explain why you are pissed. Maybe you guys can patch things up. Win-win.



dude you're so not fun
#35
Quote by due 07
Alright, I'll give you an honest suggestion.

You said you guys aren't talking. You should try talking her, and explain why you are pissed. Maybe you guys can patch things up. Win-win.

I've done that far too many times, she is just not worth it anymore, I appriceate your help but there's nothing to do it's a lost cause.

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Sure smells like avenging butthurt douche in here

Sure smells like idiot in here.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#37
Quote by Zeletros
Why would you want to do that?


Because he's an immature dick.

Seriously.

Quote by due 07
Alright, I'll give you an honest suggestion.

You said you guys aren't talking. You should try talking her, and explain why you are pissed. Maybe you guys can patch things up. Win-win.


And seriously, that.
I mean, what are you, 6?
#38
Dear god, don't say things if you don't know the story, stop talking about it!!
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I've done that far too many times, she is just not worth it anymore, I appriceate your help but there's nothing to do it's a lost cause.


It's childish to sing a ****ing song to express hate. If you're teasing her, then I guess I can understand. But come on

Anyway when you finish the last triumphant note of your passionate serenade and walk away a superior being, just remember it's actually ridicule you're feeling
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