I just saw my friend get attacked by this blind fat kid in the kitchen:

(Here's a pic I took when he wasn't looking lol)

He was barefoot and almost trod on him before he saw that my mate was there and shat himself (quite literally.) We were actually having a nice discussion about flies and whether it would be a bonus if they were chilli flavoured. This guys body was almost the size of an elephant, and had legs as fat as trees, he was a pretty weak fu**er though, he took four hits with a broom to kill my friend while I ran off and hid.

So pit, any interesting stories about fat guys trying to kill you?

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