#1
Hey guys.

I pretended to sleep once and I answered in broken english to the ticketchecking guy, and he just let me off the next stop and it was all good.

How do you eat YOURS? (pun intended)
#2
I pay the guy.

Stop being a dick and pay for your ride, or go buy a car.
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#3
I'm not a horrible abomination.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#4
I buy the ticket because I'm not a douche.

Well I am, but in this scenario I would not be.
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#5
I buy child tickets.
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#6
Dress like the ticket collector, you have 2 choices. Pretend to work until you get to your stop, or take a ticket and use it as your own.
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#8
Stop? Trains? Ticket fare? THIS IS AMUUURICA!
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#10
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You seem to make up for it.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#11
I just feel really uncomfortable sitting there without a ticket knowing someone could come up any moment. But on long journeys I'd book in advance anyway, it's only on shorter journeys when I can't buy a ticket before getting on that it's an issue.
#12
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How do you eat YOURS? (pun intended)



What's the pun?
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#13
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What's the pun?


My best guess was that sometimes food is called fare.
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#14
I have a gold card for the train, great ruse if you try to use it on the tube, as it obviously doesn`t work, and the barrier monkey just lets you through without checking. Hell, I pay nearly 2 grand for my ticket, the odd freebee makes it much better value.
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Im dissapointed in the lack of dicks in the pit.

Yet another thread about gays...
#16
I walk really close behind the person in front of me so the gate at the train station doesn't close.

Saves me two bucks brah


But I feel terrible afterwards
#17
Ameirca ftw.
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#18
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You seem to make up for it.


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Had hoped someone would have a 100 percent way of making it on public transport.

And there was no pun.
#19
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Youre not god, you dont know me. HUUUUU0000H

Had hoped someone would have a 100 percent way of making it on public transport.

And there was no pun.

There is, and I already stated it in the first post.
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#20
I generally do cos I feel bad if I do the slightest immoral thing, and I'd never be able to carry it off.

I know a guy who gets to work every morning by public transport (used to be on trains loads) so he knew how to just saunter onto a train and get off without a ticket easily, like he'd know the intensity of checks at the hour he'd get on so he'd be able to size up if he needed to buy a ticket or if he'd get away without it. (Like if the conductor wouldn't make it down to one end of the train before his stop or something.)
#21
I like to troll the ticket collector and make a huge show out of nervously double checking every single pocket where I know my ticket is not, getting his hopes up at the prospect of catching a fare evader, only to dash them to pieces by eventually producing a perfectly valid ticket.
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#22
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I like to troll the ticket collector and make a huge show out of nervously double checking every single pocket where I know my ticket is not, getting his hopes up at the prospect of catching a fare evader, only to dash them to pieces by eventually producing a perfectly valid ticket.


I like to be directly behind guys like you. I start doing the same thing, and by this time the ticket collector is so ticked off, he just goes onto the next person.


Also, if there are no cops around, jump the subway turnstile, brah.
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#23
i just buy a transit pass every month. that way i never have to worry about paying for the skytrain or the bus
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