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Yes
42 48%
No
20 23%
Depends if I really liked him
9 10%
Eat an asian and you're hungry one hour later
17 19%
Voters: 88.
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#1
So you took a vacation and you went to a ski reserve, and you met someone along the way, he seems nice he's around your age and everything, then suddenly a giant bear starts running after you, you end up miles away from humans and it's already night, you have no food or water, the only way to survive is to eat your new friend.

Forgot to add, you have to kill him before you eat him.

Would you do it?
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#2
May as well.
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#3
I eat women all the time
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#4
Yes no question about it. Would also have no problem eating a human that died naturally, even if it wasn't out of survival.
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#5
i would eat another human being just for no particular reason.
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#6
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Yes no question about it. Would also have no problem eating a human that died naturally, even if it wasn't out of survival.

Read the OP I edited it, you have to kill him as well then you have to eat him.
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#7
bitch please, i eat pussy all the time!


serious answer, yes. but i'll probably first eat leaves and bugs and stuff before doing something that drastic
Last edited by toine at Jul 6, 2011,
#11
Maybe if I sprinkled some grated cheddar cheese and put it on top, then we'd be talking.
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#16
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I've got plenty of fat to last me a few days. I'd just have to worry about them eating me.



Actually I never thought of this :/ well, as a fattie, I am secure in the knowledge that THEY will get eaten first
#19
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No, because I'm not a helpless person and I know how to hunt, and gather food.



What if it's in the Andes mountains and there's only chinchillas to eat? WOULD YOU DARE EAT TEH CUTENESS??
#21
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To survive? Pssht, I'd eat a human for a dare.


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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
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No, because I'm not a helpless person and I know how to hunt, and gather food.


what if you were stranded in a cave and you're too cold and tired to hunt, and you're past the tree line so there are plants to get berries?
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#23
flawed question. why would i run away from a bear if i were skiing? couldn't i just, you know, ski down the mountain?
#24
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To survive? Pssht, I'd eat a human for a dare.



This is the right answer


Since my body fat is below 10% i would need the food...

Do i have anything to collect the blood? Some sort of bottle or something, dehydration comes before starvation, wonder if blood can hydrate you at least half as good as ordinary water
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#25
I'm asian guys.


Don't eat me.
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#26
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flawed question. why would i run away from a bear if i were skiing? couldn't i just, you know, ski down the mountain?



What, and be out-skiid by the bear?? Sir, if I'm going to die, I would like to do it with my dignity intact.
#28
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flawed question. why would i run away from a bear if i were skiing? couldn't i just, you know, ski down the mountain?


TS is bad at making threads.
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#29
Of course. I'd also eat human to see what it tastes like or just for fun.
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flawed question. why would i run away from a bear if i were skiing? couldn't i just, you know, ski down the mountain?
The bear has skis too.
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#30
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not after one night

that person is better used as heat the first night

maybe after a week or so assuming i cant find any food


This.
#31
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What, and be out-skiid by the bear?? Sir, if I'm going to die, I would like to do it with my dignity intact.

bears are no yetis from SkiFree.
#32
well if you have no food or water you generally want to not eat to survive. digestion uses water, and you want to be minimising water loss.

also if you're skiing there probably is water with the whole snow thing.

also that option in your poll is racist.

way to fail up the thread.
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#34
You do realize that:



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          #35
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIJz-voqC18

          bear steals a car and drives away

          true story
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          the point of life is to die.
          and pay taxes.


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          Blasphemy as severe as this is fucking unforgivable and by bullshito code you must commit sudoku for disgracing famirys honoru.
          #36
          i think i remember learning something about how when you start to starve, parts of your brain start to shut down and one of the first parts that go is your outlook on 'right' and 'wrong'. so the taboo on canibalism becomes less and less important (kinda like when people who would never steal, steal to survive, but to a much further extent).

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          #37
          I'm too kind hearted. I'd probably go drown myself so the other guy could eat me. I could never bring myself to kill someone. Anyway if this was a regular occurrence, eating people meat makes you go bat shit crazy after a while. Like inbreeding.
          #38
          Stop arguing hypothetical situations.
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          #39
          I wouldn't kill someone to eat them. But, if he were to have an unfortunate accident? Trip over and hit his head several times on a rock? Well just leaving him there would be a waste. Plus, I'm not giving the bear the satisfaction of eating my new buddy.
          #40
          If I thought there was a chance of getting rescued, then I'd at least wait till he died of natural causes before eating him. After all, it would suck to survive getting stranded in the mountains, only for them to do an autopsy and send me to prison. If there was no chance of rescue I'd just kill him and eat him, though.
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