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#2
"Hey, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face it means you have cancer?"
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#3
WHY ME NIGGUH?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Nice pre-mature ejaculation. Asshole

(get it? Came)
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Quote by GoldenRose94

that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#6
Wat up homie... u wanna hit this with me..? It's good shit..
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wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#7
"I'm sorry, Whole_Lotta_Izzy doesn't seem to be available right now, please leave a message after the "beep"."
#8
Quote by abdulalhazred
Nice pre-mature ejaculation. Asshole

(get it? Came)

That was just bad lmao
2/17/08 Kosova's independence!!!
#10
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I'll stump him with a riddle, of course.

...

can't think of one...

....shit.

/dead


Ask him what the air speed of an unladen swallow is. And specify which species so he can't turn that shit around on you
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Quote by GoldenRose94

that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#12
Battleship or Twister?
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#14
Quote by abdulalhazred
Ask him what the air speed of an unladen swallow is. And specify which species so he can't turn that shit around on you



Please. Death is a HUGE monty python fan, he'll never go for that!
#15
Quote by TheBurningFish
"Hey, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face it means you have cancer?"



Me: Ever had a vagina wrapped round your head?
Death: ... No Foolish Mortal.
Me: TESTUBE BABY!


I would actually say: Kk Let me just update my facebook and then turn the PC off.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#18
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Please. Death is a HUGE monty python fan, he'll never go for that!

That's when you get him into singing The Knights of the Round Table which naturally progresses into the Philosopher's song. Which segues into alcohol. You challenge him to a drinking contest and just hope you win
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Quote by GoldenRose94

that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#19
Quote by JimmyBanks6
Wat up homie... u wanna hit this with me..? It's good shit..


Hell yeah I ****in do
"Why do you need more than one guitar?" - my 8 yr old cousin





Ibanez ART100
Fender Strat
Schecter Hellraiser C-1 (soon, soon)
#22
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Please. Death is a HUGE monty python fan, he'll never go for that!

Try:
- If you fart while travelling faster than the speed of sound, do you smell it before you hear it?

- If a lorry has a shit tonne (yes, that is actual a value) of birds in the back and they take off while inside the lorry, does the lorry still weigh the same?

But, if I ask Death these and he says "some dick already asked me this, and I also watched Brainiac Science Abuse when it used to be good", I'ma find your ass in hell, and kick it. Hard.
#23
"You didn't get me when I was 8, you wont get me now, bitch!"


Then, like the great wizzard I am, my hijinks will ammuse death so he will extend my time
#25
Id challenge him ot a game of Monopoly, thus extending my life 3 more years
#26
Quote by awifal
Hell yeah I ****in do


Cringe.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Try:
- If you fart while travelling faster than the speed of sound, do you smell it before you hear it?

- If a lorry has a shit tonne (yes, that is actual a value) of birds in the back and they take off while inside the lorry, does the lorry still weigh the same?

But, if I ask Death these and he says "some dick already asked me this, and I also watched Brainiac Science Abuse when it used to be good", I'ma find your ass in hell, and kick it. Hard.



Ok we'll split them. I'll take the fart one in hopes that he appreciates fart humor.
#30
Quote by weorge
nothing... I'd just bone him.

Oh! It's funny because Death is often depicted wearing a black robe over a skeleton, which is made of bones!



/quiteobviouslynotarelaventpicturenowI'vethoughtaboutit,asthat guyistodowithsarcasmandthisisn'tsarcasm
#31
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Oh! It's funny because Death is often depicted wearing a black robe over a skeleton, which is made of bones!



/quiteobviouslynotarelaventpicturenowI'vethoughtaboutit,asthat guyistodowithsarcasmandthisisn'tsarcasm

#33
Quote by Nameless742
Me: Ever had a vagina wrapped round your head?
Death: ... No Foolish Mortal.
Me: TESTUBE BABY!


I would actually say: Kk Let me just update my facebook and then turn the PC off.



"Hang on, let me delete my porn stash. I have some shit I do NOT want to be remembered by..."
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#34
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Try:
- If you fart while travelling faster than the speed of sound, do you smell it before you hear it?

- If a lorry has a shit tonne (yes, that is actual a value) of birds in the back and they take off while inside the lorry, does the lorry still weigh the same?

But, if I ask Death these and he says "some dick already asked me this, and I also watched Brainiac Science Abuse when it used to be good", I'ma find your ass in hell, and kick it. Hard.

If he watches Mythbusters, you're screwed.
#36
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
<_<

>_>

/gotitwrong


I think they've covered them actually. I seem to at least remember something similar to the birds one
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Quote by GoldenRose94

that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#37
"It's a mr. Death or something. He's come about the reaping? i don't think we need any."
- monty python
#38
Run and hope he breaks his ankle chasing you.
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