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Well, after about the 5th guy who has asked me whether it hurt when i fell from heaven in the past week, it's got me wondering, do pickup lines ever work?
I'm not complaining about people 'hitting on' me just as a note, but the lines they're using are a wee bit lame if you ask me

So, I ask you, dear pit (oh that sounds so weird) have you ever used a pickup line that works (and what is it?) and what pickup lines worked on you in the past?
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I just try ridiculous crap. It's apparently endearing.


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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#5
"hi"
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#7
I've used a cheesy pickup line before that worked. We were just joking around and I used it and it got her laughing, so I got he number. So yes, but I do t think you can seriously use them lol.
#8
Pickup lines are meant as ice breakers and jokes, not to be serious. But there seem to be some people that seem to think cheesy one-liners will get them laid
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#9
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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I can't believe how many times that line has worked on me.
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I can't believe how many times that line has worked on me.

Nice avatar, want to fly to my part of the world and ****?
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
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I can't believe how many times that line has worked on me.


it's understandable. i mean, if a guy notices your shoes, he's a keeper
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Nice avatar, want to fly to my part of the world and ****?

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#15
"I have a large penis."

Worked for Ron Jeremy
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"I have a large penis."

Worked for Ron Jeremy



Yeah, but he actually had one.

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btw, has anyone actually gotten laid after saying that line? [Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?]
Like seriously. Some lines are so lame they're funny/cute. But the majority of them are sleazy and creepy XD
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****ing try me, I will ****ing cut you bitch.



She said "pick-up line." She didn't ask what you say just before you get knocked off your stool.
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btw, has anyone actually gotten laid after saying that line? [Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?]
Like seriously. Some lines are so lame they're funny/cute. But the majority of them are sleazy and creepy XD



Hello, I am not creepy or sleazy. I just want you because you are sexy.
But I am sure you feel the same way about me.


How would you react to that?
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
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"Um, hi. I am (insert name here), and I just had to come over and say just how (insert good adjective of your choice) your (insert facial features, body type, what she is wearing, whatever it looks like she might pride herself on) looks. ", all while smiling and looking her straight in the eyes. Then you just thank her for her time and start to walk away.

Oh yeah, also my obligatory Holla
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"Hey! Wanna hear a list of things that aren't QUITE animal abuse?"



Does it involve fluffy, white sheep? Ahh, it's abuse. lol
#33
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Hello, I am not creepy or sleazy. I just want you because you are sexy.
But I am sure you feel the same way about me.


How would you react to that?


That'd actually work :S
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btw, has anyone actually gotten laid after saying that line? [Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?]
Like seriously. Some lines are so lame they're funny/cute. But the majority of them are sleazy and creepy XD

I made that one funny once, by dragging it out until the girl started laughing. As in, "So...did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? See, I'm implying you're an angel, because you're very attractive. Were you flattered? It was supposed to be flattering, but you don't look flattered. What if I said it again, but louder?" And so on.
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Money beats soul...every time.

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#36
Just wanted to say I find you very interesting. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Swanson TV dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with Welch's grape juice.
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" Would you like to come to my pants party?.. It's ... It's a party... in my pants"


:/ my older brother lives by that line.
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I made that one funny once, by dragging it out until the girl started laughing. As in, "So...did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? See, I'm implying you're an angel, because you're very attractive. Were you flattered? It was supposed to be flattering, but you don't look flattered. What if I said it again, but louder?" And so on.


Ah now THAT would work
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Just wanted to say I find you very interesting. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Swanson TV dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with Welch's grape juice.


being australian, i didn't understand half of that
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Quote by abdulalhazred
I just try ridiculous crap. It's apparently endearing.


I once wrote a girl a note that contained nothintog but lyrics Phil Collins' In the Air Tonight.
Chick was a gymnast.

you win at life
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