Salutations guitar nerds!!!!

I have a few minutes to kill while am at work so I can't resist telling all the dorks that probably log on to this constantly to get a life!!!!
Go ahead and call me all the names you want cause I might log on again to just get a laugh, but other than that it's unlikely I'll ever be here again.
Sorry guys but in my spare time I play, not waste time on a stupid forum like this. And a couple of days I tried this out to waste time at work. But now it's clear to me that all you people are just a bunch of nerds. I doubt any self respecting real musician would spend time here. So go masterbate with your expensive guitars and amps. Meanwhile I'll be jamming out. Cya.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.