Poll: Musicians Do You Get Laid?
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Still a virgin..girls dont come near me
29 35%
Had a few kisses
13 15%
Occasionally get head or laid
28 33%
Beating them off with a stick
14 17%
Voters: 84.
#1
Do you think being a musician helps you get laid? Do girls mention that they care? Do you find yourself last in the pecking order after the jocks and regular guys?
#2
I've been playing guitar since I was 10, and have not been in any kind of picking order. So no.
#3
Now, what kind of a question is that?
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#6
Girls care about status. Playing guitar but still being unpopular won't get you anywhere.


People suck, deal with it.
#7
uh yes it helps. hello. hell i play in a cover band and its ridiculous. love it!
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#8
Gene Simmons apparently had sex with 4,600 women.
And Lemmy Kilmister banged 2,000 chicks.
So maybe it's a bassist thing.
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#9
all the girls I've told have loved the fact that I play guitar. I'm not a gigging musician or famous or anything. But in a relationship, it helps for a few reasons:

a. you play guitar, and writing a (good) song for a girl works 60% of the time, all the time.
b. it shows you have other interests and a life besides her, which is important.
c. it's a talent
#10
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Gene Simmons apparently had sex with 4,600 women.
And Lemmy Kilmister banged 2,000 chicks.
So maybe it's a bassist thing.


Do you think if Gene Simmons actually got laid that much he would give be such a cranky arsehole?
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#11
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Do you think being a musician helps you get laid? Do girls mention that they care? Do you find yourself last in the pecking order after the jocks and regular guys?


Yes and no. I voted "Beating them off with a stick" because I'm going by girls in my area for musicians in general.

My girlfriend (current and ex) will admit that guitar players DO finger better.
A friend of mine will admit that drummers do indeed bang harder.

The women in my area usually drift towards musically or artistically talented individuals. We have a certain vibe about us.

When jamming in my friend's basement tuned down a half step, said friend's girlfriend would frequently sit on the big couch and watch us, and admitted to feeling the low end vibrations from the 4x12s and kick drum in the couch, and would often even dance to what we played. It was especially awesome when we had a bassist
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

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Stupid name.
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Quote by Jay4GunsNRoses
Gene Simmons apparently had sex with 4,600 women.
And Lemmy Kilmister banged 2,000 chicks.
So maybe it's a bassist thing.


Wilt Chamberlain banged 20,000 women. so much for musicians getting all the girls.
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#14
There've been a few moments where I've realised, in retrospect, that I had a chance with a girl due to my playing the guitar.

**** you hindsight.
If music was the food of love I'd be a fat romantic slob.
#15
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#16
Never works. EVER. I've had random bitchez who know my singer walk in, sit on my bass amp, get flustered, then just leave.

Around here, all the 'serious' musicians are seen as weird. (IE, people who do it for a living or are in a band)

But for the more popular, alcoholic, party-going unsavoury characters...

Girl: OMFG U PLAY GUITAR!??? UR SO TALENTEWD!! XP
*jebend plays generic breakdown*

Instant bitchez.
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Gene Simmons apparently had sex with 4,600 women.
And Lemmy Kilmister banged 2,000 chicks.
So maybe it's a bassist thing.


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And the world will end 17 months and 13 days.
And the Pit is crawling with real college graduates soon to be politicians.
And Gene Simmons has always been infectiously humble, keeping his ego from the limelight.
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Do you think being a musician helps you get laid? Do girls mention that they care? Do you find yourself last in the pecking order after the jocks and regular guys?

Are you still in high school?


I believe being successful gets you laid and popular gets you laid.
#20
I played drums in a band in high school, and hooked up with our singer's cousin. Later on she told me she just really liked the fact that I could play drums. Does that count?
#22
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Never works. EVER. I've had random bitchez who know my singer walk in, sit on my bass amp, get flustered, then just leave.

Around here, all the 'serious' musicians are seen as weird. (IE, people who do it for a living or are in a band)

But for the more popular, alcoholic, party-going unsavoury characters...

Girl: OMFG U PLAY GUITAR!??? UR SO TALENTEWD!! XP
*jebend plays generic breakdown*

Instant bitchez.


Well there's your problem.
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#24
I play drums. That gets me laid. And my massive wiener size.
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#25
Well since everybody knows the bassist always has the largest genitalia, usually chicks will stare at my area for prolonged periods of time. It's aight.


But no, it hasn't gotten me laid. It's an icebreaker, and girls might be somewhat interested, but in the end, that's not going to get you in the sack.
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#26
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And the Cubs are to win the next five World Series.
And the world will end 17 months and 13 days.
And the Pit is crawling with real college graduates soon to be politicians.
And Gene Simmons has always been infectiously humble, keeping his ego from the limelight.

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#27
Agreed... great icebreaker... then they find out im a bass player or talk to me and the interest dies pretty quick

playing the acoustic and singing is definitely the way to go there... wonderwall... always wonderwall...
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#28
Beating off with a stick gives you a bad case of dick splinters
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#29
In my experience, yeah - if you know how to use it. They tend to like the acoustic/soft types, or the rock n roll kind of guys - I've gotten a few phone numbers playing guitar, only stopped because of a girlfriend.

Chicks dont tend to dig metal as far as I've seen.
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#30
I play guitar and I haven't really talked to a girl in years. There's a girl at church that I'm kind of friends with; I sit with her and talk to her there but I don't think we'd ever do anything outside of church. For girls to like you around here you have to be a redneck/jock.

EDIT: Which is ironic because I'm one of the only people here that lives on a farm and I'm not a redneck at all.
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#32
TS, if you're just playing guitar to get laid, you're a damn disgrace. I frown upon you & refuse to vote in your stupid poll.
#33
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TS, if you're just playing guitar to get laid, you're a damn disgrace. I frown upon you & refuse to vote in your stupid poll.

But what if that's not the case?
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#34
Never worked for me.

**** even after a gig, even in a band who's impressed everyone and got the whole place dancing, I've never even been spoken to for more than an awkward "good job" or something.

That's the expected response when I'm the bassist (as I was in a band I've now left recently).
But in the band I play guitar for, and get a couple of semi-flashy solos (but not in a lame way ) and generally we do a good job, and the bassist gets loads of people complimenting him...

To be fair people don't like me, it's probably just me.
#35
It helps start conversation sometimes. And if that leads to sexy times then I'd say it has.