Poll: Do you pee in pools?
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View poll results: Do you pee in pools?
No
100 57%
Yes
49 28%
I like turtles
25 14%
Voters: 174.
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#1
As we all know, it is a huge effort to remove oneself from the pool, use the toiley, and come back, not to mention it is very cold when out of the pool which results in unflattering shrinkage. So pit, do YOU piss in swimming pools?
#4
No, but I do like to make the pool seem more beach-like. So I dump sand all around the edges, and then I dump a bucket of whale semen in the water. Voila, ocean.
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#5
ts sickens me
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#7
Ewww. If I knew someone pissed in my pool I'd kick their ass. Just use the damn bathroom.
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#10
TOTALLY relevant link. If you can swim in a dead bodys pool for days, why not pee?
http://www.smh.com.au/world/people-swam-around-dead-body-for-days-20110702-1gvwg.html
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#11
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No, but I do like to make the pool seem more beach-like. So I dump sand all around the edges, and then I dump a bucket of whale semen in the water. Voila, ocean.

I wonder how many Olympic size swimming pools worth of whale sperm the sea currently has in it... That's a nasty thought.
#12
Pissing? Eww, don't be ridiculous.
Shitting, though...
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#13
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TOTALLY relevant link. If you can swim in a dead bodys pool for days, why not pee?
http://www.smh.com.au/world/people-swam-around-dead-body-for-days-20110702-1gvwg.html



"Her body was discovered after it floated to the surface shortly before some youngsters sneaked into the pool"


That's completely ****ed up, but I laughed for a second...just at the thought of their reaction.
#14
Yes, but not when I'm in it
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#15
i have when i was little but now no i use the bathroom even though i expect most people don't.
#16
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#18
This thread is sexist


Girls can also pee in swimming pools
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#23
Girls don't fart or poop or piss.
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#24
I go out of my way to piss in swimming pools.
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#25
Nah... but I do crap in urinals.
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#26
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I go out of my way to piss in swimming pools.


Haha I like this dude's style. Whenever I first get to the pool and start drinking my beers I always use the restroom. However, the longer I am out there and the more beers I drink the better the chances I am going to get lazy and just piss right there in the pool.
#28
i used to do it all the time when i was a lifeguard at a waterpark. they put enough chlorine in the water to kill anything. it's no big deal.
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#29
yea but I almost never get in pools
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#30
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TOTALLY relevant link. If you can swim in a dead bodys pool for days, why not pee?
http://www.smh.com.au/world/people-swam-around-dead-body-for-days-20110702-1gvwg.html


The fucking worst part about it was, the girls children went to the lifeguard on duty and said they mother never surfaced, and the guard did shit. The kids were left there until family picked them up.

NO ONE QUESTIONED IT. the family, wasn't like oh where is your mother?

There was a reason a few years back everyone lobbied to stop that pool from being open. >.>

Some of the people in my area make me sick at times. I live less than 10 miles from that.
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#31
That's fucking disgusting. No.
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#35
Depends whose it is.

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#36
...Yes.

That's why I don't swim anymore. Plus, people like to spit in pools too.
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#37
Since they introduced that chemical dye stuff, no. I think that should be for everybody because thanks to that dye if you piss in a pool you may as well just be a pedo, you would probably have less people hate you at the pool that way
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#39


I'll piss in a lake or the ocean but not in a swimming pool.


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