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#1
Ok, I don't know what I just witnessed.

While shaving I saw a fly that had landed in the toilet. Just hanging out being a fly. Taking from classic, sadistic childish ways, I decided to plunge it under water. What happened next horrified me beyond belief.

It appeared the fly had sprouted a bubble around its head. And was able to function completely underwater. I couldn't flush it down. I was bewildered. It was huge by the way.

Is this normal? OR have I witnessed the future rulers of earth?

Sorry, but I will not study up on flies.
#3
It's not rare for insects and the like to do stuff like that.
For example:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_bell_spider

However, I didn't know any species of fly could do that.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#4


That sounds hilarious to be honest. /trollfly
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#5
The fly was all, "I'm annoying! I'm a fly. WATER!!!"
TS was all, "I'mma kill you, fly. Shove you underwater."
Fly was all, "HAHAHA, fuck you, buddy! I sprouted a bubble!"
TS slunk off freaked out...
#8
What kind of drugs are on?
More importantly, can I have some?
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#10
Like, omg, Robert Pattinson Bubble Head!

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#11
Once I saw this fly and it landed on my windowsill and it rolled over and there were a bunch of little baby spiders eating it's stomach
#12
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Once I saw this fly and it landed on my windowsill and it rolled over and there were a bunch of little baby spiders eating it's stomach



#13
the fact that you have impulses to drown a living creature disturbs me

it would be one thing if you quickly and painlessly took it's life for being in your territory by squishing it, but to attempt to drown it just for the hell of it is sick

sicko
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#14
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that fact that you have impulses to drown a living creature disturbs me

it would be one thing if you quickly and painlessly took it's life for being in your territory by squishing it, but to attempt to drown it just for the hell of it is sick

sicko


oh for fucks sake, it's a fly
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#17
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it's not that it's a fly, it's that he has the impulse


It's because it's a fly that he has that impulse. I'm not a sadistic person, but I'd like to pull the wings off every fly in the world so they all starve to death or get eaten alive by spiders
#19
Ya I've been aware for a while that some people have sadistic impulses that I don't have

I don't care much for fly's either but I have no interest in torturing them
#21
it's only a fly
it's only a mouse
it's only a cat
it's only a baby
#22
Quote by mizxou
the fact that you have impulses to drown a living creature disturbs me

it would be one thing if you quickly and painlessly took it's life for being in your territory by squishing it, but to attempt to drown it just for the hell of it is sick

sicko

Yesterday, I gave bread to the super annoying seagulls that hang around the restaurant where I work.


The bread was soked in paint thinner or something.


They were quiet after that
#23
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it's only a fly
it's only a mouse
it's only a cat
it's only a baby


You are trying way too hard.

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#25
Well I for one welcome our new insect overlords


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#26
TS you're the first sacrifice to the new fly overlords, cause you pissed off their messenger and angered the gods
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#28
I think it's the water...

I made a thread the other day where I mentioned that the previous day the running tap didn't make a noise in the bowl in the sink.

Somethings happening around here...
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#29
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Sounds like a good book. Never heard of Fly before though. Anyway, I read somewhere that Flies are like a gateway murder or something.
#30
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Sounds like a good book. Never heard of Fly before though. Anyway, I read somewhere that Flies are like a gateway murder or something.



I was wondering if someone would catch that. I was unsure but cba'd to look it up if it was right. I wanted it singular and possessive, and that was what I came up with.
#31
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You are trying way too hard.

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sadistic impulses are sadistic impulses
#32
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it's only a fly
it's only a mouse
it's only a cat
it's only a baby


you have to work your way up to killing people? you're even lamer than i thought.
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#33
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it's only a fly
it's only a mouse
it's only a cat
it's only a baby

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#34
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Yeah, flys are annoying little ****ers.

Don't you talk about my friends like that!


Mizxou, relax man. I get what you're trying to say, I really do...but there's no point arguing about it.
#35
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the fact that you have impulses to drown a living creature disturbs me

it would be one thing if you quickly and painlessly took it's life for being in your territory by squishing it, but to attempt to drown it just for the hell of it is sick

sicko



I use to run around with ammonia spray spraying flys with it then smashing them with the bottom of the spray bottle because I couldn't find my friken fly swatter.

TS, you should of used a shotgun on it, can't let it evolve and take over the world.
#36
I hope you flushed, TS.

Also several of you are getting trolled hard.

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#37
I just don't see it guys

I love you all anyway

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#38
Everytime I kill something, I have the instant desire to kill something more important.

Once, I pulled a leaf off of a tree and ripped it to shreds. But no - That wasn't enough for my sick mind. There was a fly that kept landing on me. So what do I do? I swat that mother****er. He's dead, and now I'm hungry for blood. There is a wasp in my house. Solution? Squish that ****er with a paper towel. By now, I'm in a blind, blood-fueled rage. It can only be solved by one thing. More blood. Big ass spider in my bathroom? Delicious. I kill him, and flush his remains down the toilet. Obviously, since I've killed insects and pests, I'm ****ed up in the head. So naturally, I take my father's gun, and murder my family.

True story.
#39
You're going to die. That fly is going to launch an invasion, since it's a witness of your cruelty.
#40
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I just don't see it guys

I love you all anyway

We all rise up together or we all fall


Just because I step on ants doesn't mean I'm gonna cause the next holocaust.
Let's just all get along and join arms against our motherfucking insect overlords.
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