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#1
It's Carmel's birthday!

I got you what 65% of the Pit reads your name as:

Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#5


I would have got forum wine to go with it, but the trolls drank it all.

EDIT: What happened to the forum cheese?
Last edited by FlashNinja at Jul 9, 2011,
#11
Alex, you're gonna get banned for this!
Lets jump in a pool


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Last edited by I am wet : Today at 03:26 XM.
#12
Oh man, I never know what to get you for your birthday, Carmel.

So here's a pet goose:



His name is Terry.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CARMEL!
#13
Quote by I am wet
Alex, you're gonna get banned for this!


You.

Y U KNO MY NAME.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#15
My present is that you can ban me.


Not perma though.


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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#16
Alex, you're a cock. Get back to getting naked and dancing for me on UGTC.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#17
Quote by due 07
STFU Alex.




Quote by Td_Nights
Alex, you're a cock. Get back to getting naked and dancing for me on UGTC.


Okay

Wait, who are you?
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#18
I bought her Anfield.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#20
Carmel, I would give you the stars in the sky, but they're too far away. If you were a hooker you'd know, I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy, I'd be suddenly gay, because my heart belongs to you. My love is pure and true.

And that is my gift to you
#21
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#22
Quote by DonGlover

still don't give a damn
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#23
Quote by tortilla

Goodbye and good riddance

Happy Birthday Carmel, I got you some Lingonberry jam, and some Nutella...





You've got to have something to spread on your toast
Last edited by wizards? at Jul 9, 2011,
#24
Quote by trueamerican
Carmel, I would give you the stars in the sky, but they're too far away. If you were a hooker you'd know, I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy, I'd be suddenly gay, because my heart belongs to you. My love is pure and true.

And that is my gift to you
Steel Panther FTW.




My gift.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#25
I got you the city of Carmel, Indiana.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#26
Quote by wizards?
Goodbye and good riddance

see ya
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#27
I got you nothing, so you can use some of this to help you out:

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


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#28
Quote by Metallicaxp
I got you nothing, so you can use some of this to help you out:

iMAAAAginAAAAtiooon.jpg
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#29
Quote by tortilla

to be fair
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#30
Quote by trueamerican
Carmel, I would give you the stars in the sky, but they're too far away. If you were a hooker you'd know, I'd be happy to pay. If suddenly you were a guy, I'd be suddenly gay, because my heart belongs to you. My love is pure and true.

And that is my gift to you



Nice......wait a minute....you're a girl though....
#31
Quote by ethan_hanus
Nice......wait a minute....you're a girl though....


Huh, that's news to me....
#33
I got you my address, so you can make nightly visits and ban me all night long.

PM'd it.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


Free Jani92jani

Free Will Swanson
#34
That's weird, always thought her birthday was on a different day of the year...

Quote by ethan_hanus
Now I confused.


Well, look at a picture of male and a female. Which one excites you the most?
#35
I got you a kangaroo mouse




It's so damn cute.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#37
Quote by ethan_hanus
Female?



Run Ethan, run!
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#38
Woo! I got you what the other 35% of the pit reads your name as

MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
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