Poll: MEN ONLY: Is the 'sit down wee' acceptable?
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View poll results: MEN ONLY: Is the 'sit down wee' acceptable?
Yes, by all means, the 'sit down wee' is perfectly acceptable.
93 58%
Only under certain circumstances (Please mention in post)
43 27%
Never ever ever ever.
24 15%
Voters: 160.
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Personally, I enjoy a sit-down wee first thing in a morning or very late at night. Whenever tired, concentration is reduced and the chance of poor aiming is increased. Furthermore, the feeling of relieving yourself from the comfort of being sat down makes the morning 'sit down wee' very appropriate, satisfying and by all means an enjoyable feat to perform.

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Last edited by jimbojetuk at Jul 10, 2011,
the only time i do it is when i think i'm about to take a shit, and it turns out i don't really have to.
Go Veg.
Only when you're extremely tired or having a shit. Otherwise U A GURL.
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everything that you've come to expect

If your so drunk you can't stand up without spraying everywhere then yeah.
only if you wear the safety strap, dont want to break your tv
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Last edited by JimmyBanks6 at Jul 10, 2011,
clean shit (you know what I mean)+ long piss=most amazing feeling
Peeing while sitting is awesome.

Anyone who says it's for girls is a pussy! It's something real men do. Like waring pink shirts!
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The stupidity is baffling.

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The sit down wee needs to become a respected feat to perform - it is very important to respect the right we have to sit down while we urinate, and something many males fail to admit they enjoy as they find urinating stood up a demonstration of their masculinity rather than a comfortable natural relief of the body.
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only if you're plastered and standing up will cause mass destruction to the general area.
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i cant pee sitting down because i have too big dick

No, your toilet is just really really small. You know, like those pots little kids doo doo in?
Only when you're absolutely smashed, or whilst shitting.

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Not only that, but I also sit down in the shower. I can't be bothered to stand. It's called the rest room for a reason.
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Only under certain circumstances. Like if you go to take a dump, but turns out it was only a fart
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Only if you've already had a vasectomy
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How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
I prefer to stand, but as stated above if you have to take a dump at the same time its probably wisest to sit. However it is probably unwise to sit and pee with an erection. But its also a tad inaccurate and sloppy when standing, so I usually just piss into the bath tub.
I do it occasionally when I feel like I'll be peeing for a while (once peed for about a minute straight lol) or if I need to take a dump.
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haha yah, kinda. cows are such hilarious creatures, they would be so worthless in nature. the totality of their existence is to taste good with A1 poured on them.
1) Really, really drunk.
2) As a treat when you first wake up in the morning, but not EVERY time, that takes the fun out of it.
Yes. I only pee standing up when I am in a hurry or in a public bathroom. My toilet seat is just too damn comfortable to resist.
I'm always in a hurry and sitting down to piss takes too long...
Who's going to know?
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I won't waste my time getting up to wee if I was already sitting down to dookie.
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Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Jul 10, 2011,
No... God gave you an awesome penis for a reason. I also don't like sitting down because my huge penis hits the bowl if I'm not careful.
EDIT: ^^why do you even OWN dick then? Might as well chop it off if you're not going to use it properly.
NOPE. Not natural.
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