#3
"OH JESUS OH **** OH SHIT OH JESUS CHRIST OH JESUS **** CHRIST **** SHIT JESUS....that was awesome"
#4
Americans on video and TV lack the ability to use diverse words and expressions when they are surprised or scared.
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#6
"Sorry, you must be 18 to watch this video"

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#7
He's going "OH LORD" and suddenly there's a burning bush?

Checkmate atheists.
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#8
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Americans on video and TV lack the ability to use diverse words and expressions when they are surprised or scared.

Usually, the dumbasses doing this shit aren't that smart anyway. They're the type who have to try to come up with colorful phrases.
#9
OH LAWD HAVE MERCY JESUS CHRIST, JESUS, JESUS, OH LAWD JESUS!
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#12
OH JESUS. GET SOME WATER N*GGA! JESUS CHRIST! LORD HAVE MERCY!


One of the best videos I've seen in a long time.
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#13
Funny, I got nailed directly in the eye with a firework last night and I have to go to the eye clinic tomorrow with a scratched cornea.

*crickets*
*parp*
#14


That was awesome!
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#17
The second highest rated comment is ****ing great
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#18
GET THE WATER NIGGUH, IS GOIN DOWN!

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"And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush; and he looked, and behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed. A reply was forthcoming: 'Get the water, nigga; it goin' down. Fire in this mother****in' bootleg fireworks shit.'" Exodus 3:1-20
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