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#1
what's up bro's? What is included in your bro code?

What are your policies on telling a fellow bro about a cheating girlfriend?

Who get's the last slice of pizza?

Who decides what a group of bro's watch on one tv?

I'll start.

Bro's before ho's

Under no circumstance is a bro to hang out with his girlfriend before his bro's.

inb4 TS is a fag
#3
Under the case of 'double booking' between fellow bro's and girlfriend, the bro should choose his fellows unless guaranteed action.
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#5
Bros come first. Always tell if a girl is cheating. And I normally give the last slice of pizza to whoever deserves it, depending on their behaviour throughout the day, or obviously if they paid for the pizza.
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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#9
Thou shalt take your bro's side in an argument with others even if he is in the wrong.

Thou shalt leap to the defence of your bros if they become embroiled in a brawl.

Thou shalt mock your bro if he drinks typically feminine beverages.
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#10
I'm officially reporting for assuming the Pit is full of people like this:
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#11
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Under no circumstance is a bro to hang out with his girlfriend before his bro's.



I suspect you will never get laid.
#12
Bro's before Ho's? I'll assume the "ho" is a broad term for all females here in which case... hell f*ckin'no.

Your friends, assuming they are good friends will forgive most sh*t, yer wife on the otherhand has super human memory and the strategic mind of a world champion chess player.

Na no thanks i'd rather not upset wifey and i'd think anyone over the age of 15 would probably agree.
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#15
A real bro will sing Brohemian Rhapsody with you along with, Brocaine, Broly Diver, Mr. Browley, and any song by Yoko Brono or Children of Brodom.
#18
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You never make your bro look like a fool in front of his girlfriend.


wait 'till she's gone
#19
How about let's start off with never use the word "bro", and bros before hoes is retarded. I'm sorry, my girlfriend gives me sex, if given the option of watching TV with my friends and sex, I'm going to choose sex.
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#22
Quote by alkalineweeman
Bro's before Ho's? I'll assume the "ho" is a broad term for all females here in which case... hell f*ckin'no.

Your friends, assuming they are good friends will forgive most sh*t, yer wife on the otherhand has super human memory and the strategic mind of a world champion chess player.

Na no thanks i'd rather not upset wifey and i'd think anyone over the age of 15 would probably agree.



You, sir, appear to possess far too much logic for one who dwells in the pit.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


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#23
I can have sex with my ho. I'd rather hang out with her than any of my bros. That rule is stupid.

Any true bro would respect that.

Also, if you're in a jail cell together, it's okay to jerk off but you have to do it back to back so no one can watch and no one can later make jokes at the other's expense. And you should never speak of it again.
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#24
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I can have sex with my ho. I'd rather hang out with her than any of my bros. That rule is stupid.

Any true bro would respect that.

+1
Also, bros get over shit like that quicker than hos.
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-Ronald Reagan

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#25
Quote by alkalineweeman
Bro's before Ho's? I'll assume the "ho" is a broad term for all females here in which case... hell f*ckin'no.

Your friends, assuming they are good friends will forgive most sh*t, yer wife on the otherhand has super human memory and the strategic mind of a world champion chess player.

Na no thanks i'd rather not upset wifey and i'd think anyone over the age of 15 would probably agree.


+94773728276
That pretty much sums up my sentiments right there. Also being with my wife is way better than playing gamecube and knocking back some natty ices just to have some bro threaten me with a backpack of black dildos.
#26
My bros and I don't have that bros before hoes stupidity, because we all agreed we would forgive each other if we are hanging out with a girl or something. If you ditch a girl you are screwed, bro.
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#27
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I can have sex with my ho. I'd rather hang out with her than any of my bros. That rule is stupid.

Any true bro would respect that.

Also, if you're in a jail cell together, it's okay to jerk off but you have to do it back to back so no one can watch and no one can later make jokes at the other's expense. And you should never speak of it again.



Wut.....


No, just no.
#28
Quote by Eric_Fail
Bros come first. Always tell if a girl is cheating. And I normally give the last slice of pizza to whoever deserves it, depending on their behaviour throughout the day, or obviously if they paid for the pizza.


This. Also, you don't write down the bro code. It remains unspoken, but known by all true bros.
#29
Quote by ethan_hanus
Wut.....


No, just no.

What's your plan for jerking off in a jail cell then smart guy? Doing it while the other guy is asleep so you can look at him to your hearts content while imagining penetrating his hot rectum. That is your plan isn't it, you sick fuck.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
#30
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What's your plan for jerking off in a jail cell then smart guy? Doing it while the other guy is asleep so you can look at him to your hearts content while imagining penetrating his hot rectum. That is your plan isn't it, you sick fuck.


Well, unlike you, I have some self control and don't need to "jerk off" every second of every day. If I'm in jail, I'm certainly not going to do it, that's how you get raped by Tiny, and Tiny ain't very tiny.


#31
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Well, unlike you, I have some self control and don't need to "jerk off" every second of every day. If I'm in jail, I'm certainly not going to do it, that's how you get raped by Tiny, and Tiny ain't very tiny.


What if it's 20 years? You're not going to masturbate for 20 years?

See...this is why we make a plan. You have to know how you're going to masturbate in every situation.
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#32
Quote by element4433
What if it's 20 years? You're not going to masturbate for 20 years?

See...this is why we make a plan. You have to know how you're going to masturbate in every situation.


For fear of being raped by Tiny, yes, I would not masturbate for 20 years.


Don't judge me.
#33
Quote by ethan_hanus
For fear of being raped by Tiny, yes, I would not masturbate for 20 years.


Don't judge me.
In 20 years, it would probably be consensual.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#34
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Well, unlike you, I have some self control and don't need to "jerk off" every second of every day.

Weirdo.
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"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#35
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See...this is why we make a plan. You have to know how you're going to masturbate in every situation.


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#37
It's not like Tiny would want anything to do with you anyway.

No devil's threesomes, bro. Cause say you're taking her in the ass and he's taking her in the vagina, right? Well, while both of you are banging away, you can never be sure if it was the girl or your bro's penis that got you off. One of the main rules for bros is you can't bang each other. Even if it's oral/vaginal, his motions still push her onto you. It's basically treating her like a huge skin condom.

We're bros, bro. Not 'mos.
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#38
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20 seconds on that website literally gave me cancer.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
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