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#1
So we've had plenty of looks competitions, guitar competitons etc, for the sake of it being the middle of summer (in the northern hemisphere) i thought this could be entertaining,

so since its not about looks but just body, faces can be blurred out for sake of privacy.

namestamps will be necessary to prove its you

there would be a female and male competition, with top 3 winners getting the honour of putting in their sig something on the lines of *UG beach bod competition champion '11* or something of that.

I think a minimum of 10 competitors for each sex is necessary, if there is lack of competitors in one, we can just mix them together, or cancel the one, up to you pitmonkeys

if you are interested, say so!

Joining and uploads must be completed by Friday at 7:59 PM Eastern Savings Time!
First round of voting will start following


Photo Rules:
-Must be able to at least see from knees to top of neck
-Face can be blurred, your decision
-Namestamp is a must!
-Upload whenever you are ready, the actual voting will occur in another thread


List of competitors:

Male:
1. JimmyBanks6
2. piratemetalhead
3. Minkaro
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5.
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7.
8.
9.
10.

Female:
1. xcherrykatiex
2.
3.
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5.
6.
7.
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9.
10.
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Last edited by JimmyBanks6 at Jul 10, 2011,
#3
I'm giving odds.

100/1 on GbamDmin winning the male
1/4 on Kensai winning both
2/1 on Tentonics winning the female
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#5
Quote by UraniYum
I'm giving odds.

100/1 on GbamDmin winning the male
1/4 on Kensai winning both
2/1 on Tentonics winning the female


Your balls too

everyone's balls today
#8
Quote by UraniYum
I'm giving odds.

100/1 on GbamDmin winning the male
1/4 on Kensai winning both
2/1 on Tentonics winning the female

I'm liking these odds.
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#9
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This seems like a pretty good way for ts to get free prons.



you caught me
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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GO SENS GO
#10
I might join to show off my incredibly sexy tan lines and chubbiness.
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#12
I'd enter if I wasn't so self conscious. Plus I know for a fact I'd lose.
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#13
I'd enter, if I weren't a horrendously pale Irishman who's never even seen a beach.
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#14
Since i made the thread, i might as well enter and start it off.
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#16
I want in I will give you a picture of me later once I arrive at some exotic beach in Europe

I'm a girl btw...
#18
10 bucks says either Jade(tentonics) or Helena(727helena) will win.


And I hereby enter them in the competition. Don't worry, they'll listen to me, agree and enter with great enthusiasm.

EDIT: Oh and OddOneOut also enters
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Last edited by Antis0cial at Jul 10, 2011,
#19
I'll join. I'm 5'11 and around 135, so im not a really muscular guy or anything, but im training hard and i've got a fairly low bf %

here's a picture i took a few weeks ago, keep in mind tis is me flexing like as retardedly hard as possible with shitty posture:

#20
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I'd enter, if I weren't a horrendously pale Irishman who's never even seen a beach.


Power to the pasties
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#21
Quote by piratemetalhead
I'll join. I'm 5'11 and around 135, so im not a really muscular guy or anything, but im training hard and i've got a fairly low bf %

here's a picture i took a few weeks ago, keep in mind tis is me flexing like as retardedly hard as possible with shitty posture:



What the hell.

There is no way you are 135 pounds being 5'11 and that muscular, even if you are tensing.

EDIT:

Might as well not bother by the way, I have already won.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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#22
Quote by isabiggles
What the hell.

There is no way you are 135 pounds being 5'11 and that muscular, even if you are tensing.

EDIT:

Might as well not bother by the way, I have already won.

ill take that as you joining, your profile doesnt specify, but ill assume male
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#23
Quote by Antis0cial
10 bucks says either Jade(tentonics) or Helena(727helena) will win.


And I hereby enter them in the competition. Don't worry, they'll listen to me, agree and enter with great enthusiasm.

EDIT: Oh and OddOneOut also enters

lol i trust your judgement but will wait until they approve
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Quote by jimmyled
jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
Quote by dyingLeper
jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#25
Quote by Minkaro
I'll enter, but only if you create a third category for minks.



ill get right on that

(i added you, but if you werent actually interested, just say so)
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
Quote by dyingLeper
jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
Last edited by JimmyBanks6 at Jul 10, 2011,
#26
i think maybe that phones camera mightve made me look a bit wider... also i've got really skinny arms/ legs, really narrow body structure, and i think asians may be made out of lighter material anyways
#27
Quote by JimmyBanks6
ill take that as you joining, your profile doesnt specify, but ill assume male


Um no thanks lol, I was just kidding

I'll submit a picture if someone somehow snaps me with my shirt off but I don't have any way of taking a picture of myself anyway.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#28
Quote by piratemetalhead
I'll join. I'm 5'11 and around 135, so im not a really muscular guy or anything, but im training hard and i've got a fairly low bf %

here's a picture i took a few weeks ago, keep in mind tis is me flexing like as retardedly hard as possible with shitty posture:




Shit. Now I'm definitely not entering.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#30
Quote by UraniYum
I'm giving odds.

100/1 on GbamDmin winning the male
1/4 on Kensai winning both
2/1 on Tentonics winning the female


I'll take that as a compliment so thanks. There is very little chance I would ever enter though. Plus my mum mentioned today that i have cellulite on my ass- yummy.

OddOneOut better enter (Toni you have a body to DIE for).

EDIT: Is there any way you could just timestamp without the name and have "Photo number 1" etc. It would make it less of a popularity competition and I reckon you would get more entries that way. (Myself included)
Last edited by Tentonics at Jul 13, 2011,
#31
I'd enter if it weren't for three factors:

1. I'm so white, I make mayonnaisse look gray in comparison.
2. I have a forest of chest hair, leg hair, and belly hair that makes me look like a Yeti.
3. I have man boobs.
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#32
Sign me up
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#33
Quote by piratemetalhead
i think maybe that phones camera mightve made me look a bit wider... also i've got really skinny arms/ legs, really narrow body structure, and i think asians may be made out of lighter material anyways

No way you weigh 135 lbs thats like 60 kg, i'm asian as well, 177 cm (5'11?), not as built as you and i weigh 70kg (155lbs?)
#36
I'll enter,

can I do more than one pic?
Lets jump in a pool


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#37
I'd join if I wasn't fat.
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#38
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Power to the pasties



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#39
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I'd join if I wasn't fat.

I'm fat and joining, show love for the fat men.


I mean there's chubby chasers for girls too.
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