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I have been watching a lot of stuff on area 51. I was curious if anybody had some kind of clue how you get a job there?
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#2
military and assigned to it or high level politician.
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#3
By posting this, the NSA already knows your a truth-digger.

Its hopeless now.

New thread topic: Why anyone would think the Pit would know how to get a job at Area 51.
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#4
Work for the government? Be an alien?

Dig a hole from your house to area 51, steal a uniform and claim to have worked there for years, despite bob the janitor has gone missing.
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Become a government scientist or join the armed forces and hope for the best.
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#8
I'd just check their website and call every day andbadger them for an interview. If you feel out your application there and dress well it often impresses them and they'll be more likely to interview you. Also, try and hand the application to the manager there, make good eye contact and shake his hand, be sure to use your name too to make him keep you in mind.
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#9
You can never get one because you ask too many questions. They probably choose people who aren't interested in what's going on and therefore won't snoop or blab.
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I'd just check their website and call every day andbadger them for an interview. If you feel out your application there and dress well it often impresses them and they'll be more likely to interview you. Also, try and hand the application to the manager there, make good eye contact and shake his hand, be sure to use your name too to make him keep you in mind.

Ok, Area 51 doesn't have a website. You can't just call it.
The government barely recognizes it's existence. I doubt they'd make a website for it or list it in the phone book.
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Short answer, you don't.
The government doesn't recognize it. It doesn't exist in the eyes of the government.
Real answer: Join the military and work your way up until you have top secret clearance. This takes many many many many years though,


Yes it does. I believe they acknowledged it in the 90s.

And I believe most employees who have worked there (besides the guards) in the past worked for Northrup Grumman or another company like that and was involved in building a spy plane or working on nuclear weapons.
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Ok, Area 51 doesn't have a website. You can't just call it.
The government barely recognizes it's existence. I doubt they'd make a website for it or list it in the phone book.


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#13
you would have to be a genius in aerospace engineering for the military , probably not going to happen bro
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You never watched the documentary "Independence Day"? Sheesh, you're missing out on some valuable career information, man.
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Yes it does. I believe they acknowledged it in the 90s.

Thats what I thought. Once they got it on film in Independence Day pretending it didnt exist was kind of a lost cause.
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Ok, in all seriousness. Join the military and become a high ranking general with top secret clearance, or become a world renown weapons scientist and offer your services to the army to help develop new stealth bombers or other aircraft
Those are the only ways I can think of,

It's really been a lost cause since 1959, but they kept trying to keep it secret.
Maybe they have acknowledged it and I haven't heard about it, but last I knew they still didn't.
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You guys know that that Area 51 (at least nowadays) is acknowledged by the US. What goes on in there is a different matter.
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Ok, Area 51 doesn't have a website. You can't just call it.
The government barely recognizes it's existence. I doubt they'd make a website for it or list it in the phone book.

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Degree in aeronautical engineering. Job with Lockheed Martin. Kiss your life goodbye.
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#25
Join the military, don't leave so you can work your way up. All the while, in whatever free time for education they can give you, work toward a Ph.D. in Nuclear Physics or something of the like. You may have to join the CIA.


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#26
Once just to **** with an employee they took him through a building he never was in before, and gave him and armed escort. He was told to not look through any windows in the doors to the various rooms. He did and there was a guy dressed up in an alien mask in there. The odds that they picked the right room to put the alien are kind of slim...so they had to have put an alien in all or most of the rooms.
This belongs in the minds*ck thread.
Also, after seeing the alien the guard threatened to shoot him in the face if he tried to disobey his orders again. Fun times.
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Join the Air Force, get transfered to Nellis Air Force Base. Be exceptional and rank up until you get noticed and offered a position with top secret clearance. Undergo an extremely extensive background check and keep your mouth shut for the sake of your life and the lives of others. Alternatively the same can be done but with a high engineering/physics degree etc.

Edit: A while back, Edward Teller (father of the hydrogen bomb) was taking in lots of physicist and various physical scientists to work on projects there from Los Alamos. Lots of propulsion specialists and such. Probably for testing advanced aircrafts and the like.

Edit 2: Teller was basically overseeing the project, which is why he was eying out prospective employees.
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Once just to **** with an employee they took him through a building he never was in before, and gave him and armed escort. He was told to not look through any windows in the doors to the various rooms. He did and there was a guy dressed up in an alien mask in there. The odds that they picked the right room to put the alien are kind of slim...so they had to have put an alien in all or most of the rooms.
This belongs in the minds*ck thread.
Also, after seeing the alien the guard threatened to shoot him in the face if he tried to disobey his orders again. Fun times.


That's hardly a mind-****. Just putting a guy with an alien mask in every room?
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That's hardly a mind-****. Just putting a guy with an alien mask in every room?


In a highly secretive government facility? Yeah, I would think it is. I mean these people have nuclear secret and they spend their time trolling aerospace engineers or whatever.
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#30
Start ranting about aliens in the street. They'll notice you eventually.
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In a highly secretive government facility? Yeah, I would think it is. I mean these people have nuclear secret and they spend their time trolling aerospace engineers or whatever.


It's not exactly on par with the McGurk effect, test your awareness and all that crap though, it's just trolling.
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Once just to **** with an employee they took him through a building he never was in before, and gave him and armed escort. He was told to not look through any windows in the doors to the various rooms. He did and there was a guy dressed up in an alien mask in there. The odds that they picked the right room to put the alien are kind of slim...so they had to have put an alien in all or most of the rooms.
This belongs in the minds*ck thread.
Also, after seeing the alien the guard threatened to shoot him in the face if he tried to disobey his orders again. Fun times.

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine's dad. He was flown out to an unfamiliar place with two armed escorts blindfolded, and taken into a building where a broken aircraft was with a red circle painted around it. He was instructed to take the blindfold off, repair the aircraft, put the blindfold back on, and signal that he was finished.
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#33
did you ever try just walking up to Area 51 and going as far in as you possibly can without being stopped, and then when someone stops you, you just ask for a job?
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did you ever try just walking up to Area 51 and going as far in as you possibly can without being stopped, and then when someone stops you, you just ask for a job?

lol As far in as possible would be several miles away.
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Ask my uncle. He worked there for 13 years. Apparently it's prison if he talks about some of the things he's seen.

Absolutely. Depending on the value of the information he holds, it's a life sentence too (or assassination to the conspiracy theorists). One employee can hold billions of dollars worth of TS information.
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Ask my uncle. He worked there for 13 years. Apparently it's prison if he talks about some of the things he's seen.


You should get him drunk one night to get him to talk. Then post the results for all to see.
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#37
To answer the question in OP, you have to catch an alien. I would just recommend camping out at the southern border of Texas for a few days, and you should be qualified.
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To answer the question in OP, you have to catch an alien. I would just recommend camping out at the southern border of Texas for a few days, and you should be qualified.

If they build a prison specifically to hold illegal immigrants, I move to name it "Area 51."
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