I sat and joined my mom watching a horror film but i had to leave because

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#1
i have to leave because of those retarded sexual scenes

what are all those ridiculous and unnecessary explicit sex scenes there for? do they add anything to the movie? NO, they create awkward moments even if you're watching with friends sometimes, let alone parents or other relatives. Why do they keep insisting with the explicit sex in horror movies so much, its the most idiotic thing, i just had to stop watching the freaking movie and LEAVE the living room because of that, now i dont even care about coming back to watch the rest. I couldnt even have fun watching without feeling a little nervous about random ****ed up sex coming up. f*ck this ****
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Are you 11?

mmm.. no, im 20 years old and idk about u, but to me it's really awkward having to watch 2 ppl f*ck on the screen with my mom next to me, or pretty much annyone next to me unless its my gf or something
#4
Hahaha, while I wouldn't have left the room or thought too much of it, it is a bit weird watching sex scenes in movies as a family
#5
I'd think it would be more awkward to leave the room during a scene like that, thus indirectly admitting to your mother that you are uncomfortable with sex.
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#6
it's rule #3 of horror films: if you have sex in the film, you die. come on, ts, you should know this stuff.
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Quote by Cocolate
mmm.. no, im 20 years old and idk about u, but to me it's really awkward having to watch 2 ppl f*ck on the screen with my mom next to me, or pretty much annyone next to me unless its my gf or something


Yea I would feel the same way. It's weird.
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#8
When that happens I usually just shift around uncomfortably in my seat until it's over.
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#9
..... It's a fake movie sex scene. Your mom has had sex before. You were created and born into this planet as a result of her having some sort of sex.


Why feel uncomfortable? I can understand YOU watching a movie, and a scene comes up unexpectedly, and acting weird. But your MOM was watching the movie. She obviously didn't care. If she thought it would be weird, she would have turned it off, too.


Man up, and realise sex, and things related to it, are going to be brought up in general around your mom and family. It's a fact of life.

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#10
You had three options:
1). Stay still- If you stay still, she wont know you feel weird, right?
2). Fidget- If you fidget shes bound to know you are totally comfortable watching this shit with her, you aren't afraid to draw a little attention
3).Leave - Now she knows you're afraid, but at least you got out of there
#11
Quote by Primus2112
When that happens I usually just shift around uncomfortably in my seat until it's over.

i did try that, but it was a really long scene i just couldnt stand it anymore, that b*tch getting banged real hard and moaning her ass off, like fuuuck im outta here u kno, like it turned into a freaking porno or something
#12
It's OK if the monster kills them because they're horny teenagers

Next time you stay put and keep watching, and I promise that, as soon as those piranhas start munching away at that saucy quarterback+cheerleader couple you will both feel instant gratification. Feel free to high five afterwards

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Quote by Cocolate
mmm.. no, im 20 years old and idk about u, but to me it's really awkward having to watch 2 ppl f*ck on the screen with my mom next to me, or pretty much annyone next to me unless its my gf or something


You're 20 years old and still live with your mom? GET OUT!
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..... It's a fake movie sex scene. Your mom has had sex before. You were created and born into this planet as a result of her having some sort of sex.


Why feel uncomfortable? I can understand YOU watching a movie, and a scene comes up unexpectedly, and acting weird. But your MOM was watching the movie. She obviously didn't care. If she thought it would be weird, she would have turned it off, too.


Man up, and realise sex, and things related to it, are going to be brought up in general around your mom and family. It's a fact of life.


my mom couldnt care less about sex being brought up shes like a god damn hippie, but i still dont feel comfortable watching what was pretty much porn with my mom....
#15
Quote by Cocolate
i did try that, but it was a really long scene i just couldnt stand it anymore, that b*tch getting banged real hard and moaning her ass off, like fuuuck im outta here u kno, like it turned into a freaking porno or something


Oh man. My parents rented a movie with one of those scenes in it and we watched it as a family. It was awkward for the first minute of the scene, and then we all just kind of burst into laughter at the awkwardness and weirdness of it all
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You're 20 years old and still live with your mom? GET OUT!

did i say i LIVE with my mom, F*ck man, why do u bitches assume all this shit? i happen to be at my parents house for a ****ing week, **** you
#18
"You see that on the screen there, mom? I want to do that to you. I want to do that to you so hard..."

Its the only option, TS.
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"You see that on the screen there, mom? I want to do that to you. I want to do that to you so hard..."

Its the only option, TS.




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#21
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did i say i LIVE with my mom, F*ck man, why do u bitches assume all this shit? i happen to be at my parents house for a ****ing week, **** you


sorry, I had to do it.
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#22
arent the sex/tits the only redeeming quality in horror movies anymore? that's all i watch them for: token hot chick boobs
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#24
It's so weird watching Game of Thrones with my parents sometimes....
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#25
Lighten up kid... perhaps you should have watched "The Little Mermaid"? Gratuitous sex scenes are part of horror movies. This should only made you uncomfortable if you have some kind of strange fetish with your mother. THE WOMAN HAS HAD SEX... otherwise we wouldn't be responding to this silly post. Chances are that you were conceived in the back seat of a van at a Jimmy Buffet concert.

Yes, she's your mom, but she was a woman YEARS before she grunted you out. Give the woman some credit.
#26
You should sit closer to your mom and put your hand on her knee next time.
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#28
I sat and watched I Am Legend with my family, but I had to leave once the dog died to go cry in the bathroom. That was some sad shit.
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I sat and watched I Am Legend with my family, but I had to leave once the dog died to go cry in the bathroom. That was some sad shit.



That is the most pussy thing I have ever heard of and I did the exact same thing
#31
Am I the only one that doesn't have an issue with this at all? I've watched Trainspotting with my mom and dad, and I don't have an issue with the sex scene in that.
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#32
Quote by Cocolate
mmm.. no, im 20 years old and idk about u, but to me it's really awkward having to watch 2 ppl f*ck on the screen with my mom next to me, or pretty much annyone next to me unless its my gf or something



Seriously, are you 11?


Sex happens bro, maybe not to you, but in general. Get over it.
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Lighten up kid... perhaps you should have watched "The Little Mermaid"? Gratuitous sex scenes are part of horror movies. This should only made you uncomfortable if you have some kind of strange fetish with your mother. THE WOMAN HAS HAD SEX... otherwise we wouldn't be responding to this silly post. Chances are that you were conceived in the back seat of a van at a Jimmy Buffet concert.

Yes, she's your mom, but she was a woman YEARS before she grunted you out. Give the woman some credit.

you dont seem to understand in what way the situation is awkward, i dont really overlook the fact that my mom got ****ed for me to be here, and probably many other times for pleasure, i mean, i dont really give a ****, its having to watch explicit sex with her what is awkward. Just seems weird, do you really not understand how watching explicit sex with ur mother could feel really awkward? if not then YOU have issues
#34
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That is the most pussy thing I have ever heard of and I did the exact same thing
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Don't even get me started on Marley & Me. The entire last half of that movie I was sobbing like crazy. Worst Christmas ever.



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#39
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Seriously, are you 11?


Sex happens bro, maybe not to you, but in general. Get over it.

ive had sex, i am engaged, i know my mom had sex, and all that bullshit ur dumb ****s r saying. Seriously is it just me? i am the ONLY person here who thinks watching a very explicit sex scene next to ur mom is awkward? that is so interesting
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Quote by Cocolate
ive had sex, i am engaged, i know my mom had sex, and all that bullshit ur dumb ****s r saying. Seriously is it just me? i am the ONLY person here who thinks watching a very explicit sex scene next to ur mom is awkward? that is so interesting


I'm with you on this one.
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