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#1
Today, I learned how to iron and I learned that ants can eat books.

What did the Pit learn today?
cat
#4
hmm... today I learned that ants can carry over 10 times their own body weight.
Balls.
#5
I learned that the Hoh Rain Forest gets fourteen feet of precipitation per year.
#9
Today, I learned that Banjo-Tooie gets ****ing hard.
Rojam's new and improved band!!!!

Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
#10
I was so surprised to learn that nearly everyone said thank you for the fliers I was handing out today...
Strange, It seems like a character mutation, Though I have all the means, of bringing you fuckers down, I can't make myself, To destroy upon command, Somehow forgiveness, lets the evil make a loss - Danger Mouse/Sparklehorse/Wayne Coyne
#11
This has the potential to be a great thread.

I learned that walking from Williamsburg to Times Square in Doc Martens makes your legs really sore
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#12
Today I learned that learning all of a bands material in the morning and playing a gig with them that night means plenty of mistakes will be made on my part.
#13
Quote by genghisgandhi
CPDmusic is a socialist.

I am unable to detect neither hatred nor acceptance in that comment. Should I respond with or with ?
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#16
Quote by CPDmusic
I am unable to detect neither hatred nor acceptance in that comment. Should I respond with or with ?


that's what is for.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#18
Don't try to tip a stripper with fake boobs with monopoly money. Larry the Cable Guy is wrong, it doesn't work out well, and it's not very funny.
#19
That doing 30 reps of 10 exercises in 30 minutes makes me go sleepy.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


@gossage91
@overtimefitnessau
#20
Quote by trueamerican
[...] Larry the Cable Guy is [...] not very funny.
You're just learning this now?
#22
I learned that life is full of forbidden fruit. Whether I myself am holding myself back or not.

Learned that I really have no general sense of direction in my life. Not even just for the future (18 and just starting college after this summer) but also in terms of what I'm doing with myself day to day. I feel like I just mope around all day, stare at the ceiling, play some video games here and there and play guitar. I WISH I could find some new and refreshing things that make me enthusiastic about getting out of bed in the morning but I guess those things haven't made themselves prevalent yet.


Also, I learned that I can do handstands on my feet....lol wut?
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Currently using:
B.C. Rich NJ Deluxe Jr. V
B.C. Rich Revenge Warlock
Bugera 6262 212 120 Watt amp :

Coming soon:
B.C. Rich Pro X Mockingbird Hardtail
#23
Quote by TheBodomBullet

Also, I learned that I can do handstands on my feet....lol wut?

That's nice, but can you kick someone in the face with your fist?
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#24
Quote by CPDmusic
That's nice, but can you kick someone in the face with your fist?

Even better, I can kick someone's ass right in the face.

It's an art form.
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Currently using:
B.C. Rich NJ Deluxe Jr. V
B.C. Rich Revenge Warlock
Bugera 6262 212 120 Watt amp :

Coming soon:
B.C. Rich Pro X Mockingbird Hardtail
#26
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I learned today that William Shatner is 80 years old.


mind blowing, right?


What the actual fuck.


No.

There is no goddamn way.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#27
I learned that a person you just met can go from thinking you're a cool person to despising you because you threw a piece of trash out of the window.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#28
Quote by Primus2112
What the actual fuck.


No.

There is no goddamn way.


Look it up.

I literally was dumbfounded
#29
Quote by Primus2112
What the actual fuck.


No.

There is no goddamn way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner
It's on wikipedia, it has to be true

And while I'm here...
Quote by TheBodomBullet
Even better, I can kick someone's ass right in the face.

It's an art form.


Want to write a book on the coloration between cancer in those living and those dead?
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#30
Learned all the lyrics to Tuesday's Gone finally, and played it.

Flawlessly.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#31
:S you didn't know how to iron?

...i learned some people don't know how to iron.


oh yes, and my cat has grown a habit of eating dry paint... :|
#32
Quote by jetfuel495
How to play the PowerPuff Girls theme song on guitar.

It's been an interesting day.


You win at life.
#33
nothing, today was pretty average I did nothing new or different.

now I feel like I didn't even seize it.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#34
Quote by trueamerican
Bitch please, he's hysterical

And he's a genius. This is who he really is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuBVIDKbJF0

It's all an act. Whenever he goes out in public, he IS Larry the Cable Guy. It's fascinating.


Isn't his real name Daniel?

I never thought he was who his stage persona is. Not even the accent.
#35


I learned that this fractal has effectively zero area, and infinite perimeter. Mind blown.
#36
Quote by blake1221
Isn't his real name Daniel?

I never thought he was who his stage persona is. Not even the accent.


I guess I'm not as awesome as you because I didn't figure it out....

Regardless, he's a genius for pulling it off.
#38
Quote by trueamerican
I guess I'm not as awesome as you because I didn't figure it out....

Regardless, he's a genius for pulling it off.


Oh please that wasn't what I was implying at all

I wasn't implying anything, actually.
#39
Quote by blake1221
Oh please that wasn't what I was implying at all

I wasn't implying anything, actually.


I know man, I was kidding
#40
It's 9.13am. So far I have showered, had toast and tea and listened to a classical piece of music. Learned nothing.

Also

Quote by Skynyrd890
Learned all the lyrics to Tuesday's Gone finally, and played it.

Flawlessly.


I could barely finish that on guitar hero. It's a great song, but hell its long and repetitive.
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