#1
Anyone with teaching experience in the pit? Tell us your stories!


Here's mine.

Today we had an special day where Y10 pupils help Y7s in the mornings and Y9s in the afternoon. The Y7s didn't even show up so me and a few other people just learned Requiem for a Dream on piano, guitar and violin.

The Y9s came in the afternoon and I helped compose and play a song.

Anyone else?
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#2
Y10?
Y9?
Y7?

The fuck?
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#4
I had to work as an assistant music teacher at a high school for my work experience.
They're all shit heads and I only went in for 3 days out of 10 days.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5
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So you're a pedophile and a teacher?

I'm calling the police.

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Y10?
Y9?
Y7?

The fuck?


Y = Year

Year 7 - ages 11 to 12
Y8 - ages 12-13

I'm sure you got the hang of it now.
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Y10?
Y9?
Y7?

The fuck?


UK school system. Now you know how confused we get when you lot start talking about Xth grade, as if we should know what the heck you're on about

I've done electronics lab demonstrating to engineering undergraduates myself. It's surprising how ignorant many of them were, considering they were studying the subject at degree level. So many times I've had to debug a circuit only to find that they didn't bother to connect the +V and gnd pins of the chip.

On the other hand, I really enjoyed doing it, so now I'm actually thinking of training as a teacher.
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Y = Year

Year 7 - ages 11 to 12
Y8 - ages 12-13

I'm sure you got the hang of it now.

Well I don't know because I'm not some silly Brit
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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#12
I taught an introductory physics course at a private elementary school.

Got to teach using $500 dollar lego science kits.
Got astounding reviews.

#13
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So you're a pedophile and a teacher?

I'm calling the police.


This so much
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#14
I did a little bit of tutoring whilst I was at uni. Revision and teaching sessions for my year in the run up to exams, and teaching a few people bits and pieces on fieldwork, and coursework sessions for the lower years. All good fun, and people keep saying I should become a teacher (no chance of that!).
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#16
I am a trained EFL teacher and will start my training for English 11-18 year olds in September. I have taught in schools in the UK and have taught English at adult level.

It's really rewarding. I couldn't imagine having any other career.
#17
I've taught guitar and bass to some guys before.

I also normally end up getting paired up with new guys at Judo so normally help them out with the basics.
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#18
I do Physics tutoring for girls in my area. It usually turns into a Biology lesson
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#19
I taught a virgin how to give a blowjob once.


He's really good at it now.
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#20
I've been teaching guitar, bass and drums for about two and a half years now.
The other month, I nailed a co-worker.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#21
I'm weening the denizens of the pit off their liberal views and introducing them to my conservative ones.

But seriously, I've taught some guys a few licks on guitar.
#22
I taught 3rd graders how to make a hydrogen bomb. Not the nuclear weapon unfortunately, just this experiment that involves... shit I can't remember at all. Magnesium... nitrate? Huh... well thank god I'm not a chemist anymore. Anyway at the end there's a bunch of H2 that explodes.

Also when I get way too drunk at parties I tend to hijack the music system and try to instruct bitches about death metal. It must be a hit 'cuz I keep getting invited.