#1
Spending my b-day in/on daytona beach, been to 2 bars already, buying a 1/5th (liter) later.


I guess I made this thread for anyone who wants to give me stuff and wish me a happy b-day:3
#7
happy birthday
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#11
+1 to the "making your own birthday thread" sentiment.

I got you basic mathematical knowledge. 1/5 gallon != 1 liter. A fifth is another name for a .75 liter bottle.
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#13

I got you the gayest looking bottle of flavored vodka I could find.

Happy birthday man!
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#15
Happie birthday
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#17
I turn the big 21 next month...

...the only problem is I don't drink.

So I don't guess there's anything to look forward to really. Just another day.

Happy b-day brother.
#19
happy birthday! i was gonna get you a sandwich, but when i searched for it this was the first thing that came up. so have this instead!

*stupid thing's being gay, so you get nothing cause you made your own birthday thread*
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#21
Happy birthday Strat. Sounds like you're set. I'll drink a couple for you.
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#22
You're 21 and not plastered yet?

I am disappoint.

Happy B-Day though! I turn 23 Wednesday, though festivities for the occasion won't start until Thursday when I get smashed with my friends and girlfriend and watch the midnight showing of the new Harry Potter movie.
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#23
thanks veryone I've spent aroudn 50 USD on alcohol, I can barely read^^ it's awesome.

firefox is telling me I mispelled most of that but oh well, I'ma go back to the beacgh.
#24
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thanks veryone I've spent aroudn 50 USD on alcohol, I can barely read^^ it's awesome.

firefox is telling me I mispelled most of that but oh well, I'ma go back to the beacgh.

that post is far too legible. go drink more.
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#25
Well...I don't support making your own birthday thread. You should've been like, "What drinks should I get trashed on?" Anyway...

I got you:
#26
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Happy 21st!!

I got you a strat with a cat


CATOCASTER!
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#27
I was going to make you a thread but then momie said he'd do it but he never did >_>

No need to get you any more alcohol so I'll give you something to make you feel more comfortable in the sea



And the obligatory sexual favours blahblahblah

Have an awesome night



stratkat
#28
Congrats Strat!

I give you my approval of your melodic dub step.
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#30
Have fun, its the last birthday that matters.

You have more than enough alcohol now, so here's some weed:
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#32
My 21st was this year as well, it was on Mother's Day so I spent it with mom, didn't party or anything. Happy birthday.
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#33
Happy birthday Strat! Hope you're having fun

I got you a straatkat because google imgaes thinks I spelled something wrong.

cat
#34
Merry Christmas

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#37


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#38
Happy birthday!

I didn't get you anything, so I'm just gonna sit in the corner and have one of those beers someone else got...
#39
I will give you this



as well as a matching bottle

Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#40
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+1 to the "making your own birthday thread" sentiment.

I got you basic mathematical knowledge. 1/5 gallon != 1 liter. A fifth is another name for a .75 liter bottle.


Those last 2 sentances totally contradict eachother?!